How about some humor?

[CandidPicker]

What’s the Bush’s baked beans recipe?

Unusual way to ask for more TP, Steve...

 

[Egads]

Hell yes. Depreciation! It’s used!

Yeah, I said "it's used and I don't like the color and would have to repaint it!"

 

[bodia]

Yeah, I said "it's used and I don't like the color and would have to repaint it!"

Good one!

 

[dmatthews]

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I offered full price and asked him if I could pay in Confederate money.

 

[CandidPicker]

I offered full price and asked him if I could pay in Confederate money.

Tell him you have genuine Confederate bills from 1860 in gold coins.

 

[Wakester]

 

[Wakester]

 

[Wakester]

 

[RickP]

For those old enough to remember the Maybelline commercials!

 

[Cocorosa]

Topical for us at the moment!

Isn't it just. It is the weirdest part of it. I live near the beach and it is wall to wall police this weekend.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Isn't it just. It is the weirdest part of it. I live near the beach and it is wall to wall police this weekend.

Difficult times!

Good to see you on here, hope you’re ok? Stay safe.

 

[CandidPicker]

Rule 1: Don't fry bacon naked.
Rule 2: See Rule #1.

 

[QuiltTop319]

I Have a question. When you are posting cartons, do you have to go through something like Imgur or can I cut and paste directly from the desktop and treat it as text? Thanks for your help.

 

[dmatthews]

I Have a question. When you are posting cartons, do you have to go through something like Imgur or can I cut and paste directly from the desktop and treat it as text? Thanks for your help.

All pics need to be hosted elsewhere.

 

[CandidPicker]

I Have a question. When you are posting cartons, do you have to go through something like Imgur or can I cut and paste directly from the desktop and treat it as text? Thanks for your help.

I usually find that cardboard can be located anywhere, not just Imgur.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Rule 1: Don't fry bacon naked.
Rule 2: See Rule #1.

I'll take "Life Lessons by Bob" for $500, Alex. (Should be a book on this, BTW)

Bacon? Ha, that's for wimps. Try Goetta!

 

[dmatthews]

I'll take "Life Lessons by Bob" for $500, Alex. (Should be a book on this, BTW)

Bacon? Ha, that's for wimps. Try Goetta!

Had to look that up... is good?

 

[CandidPicker]

I'll take "Life Lessons by Bob" for $500, Alex. (Should be a book on this, BTW)

Bacon? Ha, that's for wimps. Try Goetta!

IIRC, I watched a travel cooking show once that featured Goetta (get-uh). Similar to sausage but contains milled oats and onions and spices in order to stretch out the meat value. Have never tried it (intrinsic to the upper midwest Cincinnati area) but have heard good things regards its heritage and local attraction.

 

[QuiltTop319]

All pics need to be hosted elsewhere.

Thanks for responding