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...you're about to be ravished."
"Oh, my!" thinks the nun. So the nun hurriedly gathers her suitcases and waddles further down the concourse.
Suddenly, a hand reaches out from a utility closet and pulls her in. There is some clatter, some excited cries, then, silence. The closet door opens. The suitcases are tossed out, one at a time. Pheeeeew. Thunk. Pheeeew. Thunk. Then the nun, unceremoniously, landing on her keister. Thunk.
Visibly perplexed and a bit upset, the nun dusts herself off, gathers her suitcases, waddles back over...
in lieu of a downvote, have my complete absence of laughter regarding an overweight (haha?) chaste (haha?) woman (haha?) being raped.