Wakester

That awkward moment when you see your picture on Twitter and Facebook and nobody liked it.

Guitars are meant to be played, cars are meant to be driven. Museums are for pictures and statues.

Now I remember why I quit being a DJ.

Mick Jagger is how old???

Better to be a Champ than a Pion

Just remember, you are never truly alone, until all the voices in your head stop talking to you.

I want a job as a tour guitar tech. But only if it pays more than 25.50 an hour and has Really good health bennies.

Now the daughter has the bug, she just bought her first beginner, we uhm Strat copy. It's contagious!

This could get interesting, now the wife is gassing for another guitar. :D

I wonder if the robots that check out this site know how to play guitar?

Going to FretFest for Fathers Day

So who picked up my SC594 semi Hollow for me at Experience?

This space for rent

Is someone cooking spam?

Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.

Todays lunch special in the cafeteria is Crab Cakes with a side of Cole Slaw

changes avatar to Bad Luck Brian, Site crashes.

Like I said on Twitter, don't follow me, I'm just as lost as you are. Now, where was I....

Who let the elephants out?

Its midnight and I'm looking for meatloaf