Wakester

We don't need no stinkin statuses

And now for something completely differant.

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Then cavemen learned how to make graffiti

Janitor position available at the factory, any takers?

Happy Independence Day. Don't blow your fingers off playing with cherry bombs.

What area code?

This space for rent. 555-5555 call now.

Is this closed for some reason?

I'll pass go and collect $500

You just can't go pokin' that bear with a stick. Eventually that stick will break, and you will be a lot closer to the bear than you want.

Archon 50 is back on the block

R.I.P. Tawney Kitean, 80's music video hearthrob and ex wife of Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale.

Who let the lunatics out of the asylum?

Jim Steinman, Meat Loaf Collaborator on ‘Bat’ Albums, Dead at 73

Mike Mitchell, The Kingsmen co-founder and Louie Louie guitarist, dies aged 77

Happy Easter! Now, get off my lawn, rabbits don't lay eggs.

This site looks so much cooler in dark mode.

Trigger pulled, shots fired. NGD announcement posted.

Getting bored, going to build a bass