Wakester

The lyrics don't make any sense, until you read the jacket liner notes.

Can someone lend me $3.975M I think I accidentally bid on a guitar and won.

The Dr is out. RIP Dr John

As a sound engineer, it is such a pleasure to work with guitarist that have talent bigger than their egos.

A woodchuck with Maple Intolerance Disorder. You just can't make this stuff up. Oh wait! We did.

It scares me how much we think alike.

Spelling doesn't count. Math does.

Is there a law about typing while intoxicated TWI or Under the Influence TUI? Asking for a friend.

But Rose, I want enhance my Performance on the stage. I already Rock the Gym :D

Is Iggy Pop, Iggy Soda in certain places?

Former Ozzy guitarist Bernie Torme dead at 66 - Variety

Just saw Dick Dale passed on today.

Oh good the sites back up, had me scared for a moment.

Unknown salesman made fat, should have known

NGD anticipation is killing me!!!!!

NGD is so close I can taste it....no wait that's the coffee.

I prefer my SPAM, fried with eggs and hash browns. How about you Sarah?

SE Pauls Guitar or SE SC245? 1st world dilemmas.

So if I look younger, will I play better?

I would have to go to the gym first, then anything I do there would be an improvement.