Ryan Murphy
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they release his stuffed animal colletion. If they did not comply to his wishes he was going to...
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the National Enquirer, where he promised to tell the skinny on ...
goat-n-gitter
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...Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar. Let's just say the old rhyme about what's on that sesame seed bun is.....
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Cousin Eddie's cousin
... actually about a rash Ronald picked up from....
Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
....wearing a leather/studded jock strap he he found in the lost property after a Kiss tribute band had played in town.
The monstrosity had a large “A” carved on the inside of the cup.
“What could this mean?”
Ronald thought.....
The monstrosity had a large “A” carved on the inside of the cup.
“What could this mean?”
Ronald thought.....
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Cousin Eddie's cousin
....should I visit my dermatologist or my urologist? Totally concerned and confused he requested advice from...
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Dear Abby, who was able to tell him where fingers could be put in a polite society, but also ...
bodia
Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
whispered in his ear that he could also....
Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
.... use butter as a lubricant. Preferably Lurpak and when the carton was finished it could be used as a....
Black Plaid
Other Alan!
convenient way to change the subject, thought Val. She was concerned about the story, having thought she was the main character, but seeing it veer off into tangents and non sequiturs a number of times. "I better call my agent." she said aloud, not even knowing where in the story she was. Then, just as she reached for her phone ...
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...it was the Law. A private dick was looking for someone named McCheese and Val was his previous contact. Val nearly...
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Nearly wet herself when she realized the detectives name was P. Ness. This wasn't her first encounter with him though. There was this one time at...
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Cousin Eddie's cousin
...the PRS Experience when she attempted to steal Paul’s car accompanied with...
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...Bodia. They were quickly thwarted by the presence of a beautiful, hand-carved Pernambuco Rubik's cube which had been strategically jammed into the shifter, preventing the vehicle from moving. Hearing the approaching Sirens, they both.....
veinbuster
Zombie Three, DFZ
Said “I’ve waited my whole life to find out if Sirens are really irresistible.” They made a quick bet on who could hold out the longest, with the winner getting...
CandidPicker
Tone Matters. Use It Well.
...my beer nuts. ScottR said, "Waitress, there's a hair in my nuts!" The waitress said, "So what the heck do you..."
Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
“....want? A wafer thin mint”
The maitre d’ stepped forward, cleared his throat and asked:
“Could I get another bucket for Sir?”
Scott replied.....
The maitre d’ stepped forward, cleared his throat and asked:
“Could I get another bucket for Sir?”
Scott replied.....
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Tone Matters. Use It Well.
"...Nah, bring me a sedative for Val. She's heading..."
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"What? How did I get into this story? Am I really a fictional character? This is certainly stranger than fiction. One moment I'm wondering about Val and ....."
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