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  1. Ryan Murphy

    Ryan Murphy Stares at bright lights

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    they release his stuffed animal colletion. If they did not comply to his wishes he was going to...
     
  2. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    the National Enquirer, where he promised to tell the skinny on ...
     
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  3. goat-n-gitter

    goat-n-gitter Dismembered

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    ...Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar. Let's just say the old rhyme about what's on that sesame seed bun is.....
     
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  4. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    ... actually about a rash Ronald picked up from....
     
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  5. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    ....wearing a leather/studded jock strap he he found in the lost property after a Kiss tribute band had played in town.

    The monstrosity had a large “A” carved on the inside of the cup.

    “What could this mean?”

    Ronald thought.....
     
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  6. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    ....should I visit my dermatologist or my urologist? Totally concerned and confused he requested advice from...
     
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  7. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    Dear Abby, who was able to tell him where fingers could be put in a polite society, but also ...
     
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  8. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    whispered in his ear that he could also....
     
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  9. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    .... use butter as a lubricant. Preferably Lurpak and when the carton was finished it could be used as a....
     
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  10. Black Plaid

    Black Plaid just another Alan

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    convenient way to change the subject, thought Val. She was concerned about the story, having thought she was the main character, but seeing it veer off into tangents and non sequiturs a number of times. "I better call my agent." she said aloud, not even knowing where in the story she was. Then, just as she reached for her phone ...
     
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  11. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Open-Mind & Listening Ear

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    ...it was the Law. A private dick was looking for someone named McCheese and Val was his previous contact. Val nearly...
     
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  12. Wakester

    Wakester Re Member

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    Nearly wet herself when she realized the detectives name was P. Ness. This wasn't her first encounter with him though. There was this one time at...
     
  13. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    ...the PRS Experience when she attempted to steal Paul’s car accompanied with...
     
  14. goat-n-gitter

    goat-n-gitter Dismembered

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    ...Bodia. They were quickly thwarted by the presence of a beautiful, hand-carved Pernambuco Rubik's cube which had been strategically jammed into the shifter, preventing the vehicle from moving. Hearing the approaching Sirens, they both.....
     
  15. veinbuster

    veinbuster Freeze zone

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    Said “I’ve waited my whole life to find out if Sirens are really irresistible.” They made a quick bet on who could hold out the longest, with the winner getting...
     
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  16. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    ....when I found out it was Val that had stolen my bag-o- doobage...I came to that conclusion after finding a pubic hair in...
     
  17. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Open-Mind & Listening Ear

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    ...my beer nuts. ScottR said, "Waitress, there's a hair in my nuts!" The waitress said, "So what the heck do you..."
     
  18. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    “....want? A wafer thin mint”

    The maitre d’ stepped forward, cleared his throat and asked:

    “Could I get another bucket for Sir?”

    Scott replied.....
     
  19. CandidPicker

    CandidPicker Open-Mind & Listening Ear

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    "...Nah, bring me a sedative for Val. She's heading..."
     
  20. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump Mint Heavy Relic

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    "What? How did I get into this story? Am I really a fictional character? This is certainly stranger than fiction. One moment I'm wondering about Val and ....."
     
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