The “I Hope You..” Game.

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope you go to the clinic for a hemorrhoid and prostate exam and your nurse is a 10.

I hope you realize I’d be into that, and have a problem with it.

 

[11top]

I hope you realize I’d be into that, and have a problem with it.

 

[11top]

I hope you don’t send your guitar to Pete for a setup.

 

[Aahzz]

I hope someone breaks into your house and moves everything 2 inches to the left.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope you go to the clinic for a hemorrhoid and prostate exam and your nurse is a 10.

Or worse:
You go for a routine checkup, and need to tell your incredible, drop-dead gorgeous doctor you'd like a prescription for a libido suppressant.
Have fun.

 

[jxe]

hope your thread gets buried in humorless non sequiturs.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope someone breaks into your house and moves everything 2 inches to the left.

I hope that your cleaning lady isn't your Mom.

 

[CandidPicker]

hope your thread gets buried in humorless non sequiturs.

I hope that your brain cat scan turns out better next time.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope you go hunting for morels in the woods and come home with those sticky thistle balls all stuck in your shoelaces.

I hope you find out that all mushrooms are edible, just some only onc……

 

[dmatthews]

I hope she winks at you, so you take the Viagra but she gets called into work all night.

 

[aphantomvaper]

I hope its Saturday night and you have a gig and you go to change guitar strings and realize you have no high E strings in any of your set's cos you stole them all for your Fender that always breaks high E strings because its a Fender and the music store is closed until Tuesday and still has only one gauge lower or higher than you normally use and only one set of each.

Sorry I had to say that, all.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

May the fleas of a thousand camels inhabit your underwear.

Ok, I stole that from Carnac.

 

[Moondog Wily]

May the fleas of a thousand camels inhabit your underwear.

Ok, I stole that from Carnac.

I hope your underwear comes from the Salvation Army second hand store!

 

[dmatthews]

I hope your underwear comes from the Salvation Army second hand store!

I hope you wave at the ocean and it doesn't wave back...

 

[Toolmaster Of Brainerd]

I hope you think your Gibson is good enough

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope you think your Gibson is good enough

I hope you get in line at the grocery store and the customer ahead of you is friends with the cashier.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope you get in line at the grocery store and the customer ahead of you is friends with the cashier.

I hope the cashier mistakes you for Jim Carrey.

 

[11top]

I hope you get in line at the grocery store and the customer ahead of you is friends with the cashier.

I hope you get in line at the grocery store and the customer in front of you has really bad gas.

 

[goat-n-gitter]

I hope you get in line at the grocery store and the customer in front of you has really bad gas.

I hope you get in line at the grocery store behind three elderly women who still write checks and forgot their pen.

 

[Lola]

I hope you get behind an elderly lady pumping gas but she can’t see the numbers because she forgot her glasses.