The “I Hope You..” Game.

[CandidPicker]

I hope you turn a negative into a positive, and the IRS uses lube when they penetrate you.

I hope that the can of hash from your pantry you just opened doesn't need more than its allotted time in the microwave.

(Meh, it's all I've got just now.)

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope that where you live is larger than our state. And that your state has more important things to do than ours. And that your state thinks that resting on your laurels is never a good idea.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope that where you live is larger than our state. And that your state has more important things to do than ours. And that your state things that resting on your laurels is never a good idea.

I hope you leave for work, can’t remember if you locked your front door, decide to go to work anyway and worry about it the whole day.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope you leave for work, can’t remember if you locked your front door, decide to go to work anyway and worry about it the whole day.

I hope you get your hand stuck in the pickle jar.

 

[Black Plaid]

I hope you leave for work, can’t remember if you locked your front door, decide to go to work anyway and worry about it the whole day.

I hope that you make tacos for some friends, and they tell you how great they are, but to you, they aren't as good as usual, so you worry they are just being nice to you, or maybe they have no taste.

 

[CandidPicker]

Whew. That was fun. I'm all tuckered out from the back and forth. Who's up for a round of pinochle? We can sit on the front porch and tell hearing aid jokes when we get older, too.

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope all of your PRS guitars develop Idle-itis, meaning if you don't play them daily they require weekly cleanings to scrape off the Idle-itis puss!

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope you turn a negative into a positive, and the IRS uses lube when they penetrate you.

I hope the french maid you hired tells you to clean up your own mess.

 

[11top]

I hope Indiana beats the crap outta Maryland.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope Indiana beats the crap outta Maryland.

I hope the refreshment stands serve better food than past years.

 

[Black Plaid]

I hope Indiana beats the crap outta Maryland.

I hope that you go to play guitar, and really want the sound of that one pedal you haven't used in a while, but you can't find it. You spend like an hour looking for it, and decide that you had probably sold it, or gave it to someone, but you can't remember who, so you order a new one, and then a week after you get it, you find it in that place you now remember putting it so it wouldn't get lost.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope that you go to play guitar, and really want the sound of that one pedal you haven't used in a while, but you can't find it. You spend like an hour looking for it, and decide that you had probably sold it, or gave it to someone, but you can't remember who, so you order a new one, and then a week after you get it, you find it in that place you now remember putting it so it wouldn't get lost.

I hope you order from Foodhub or UberEats and they deliver it to the wrong house. They’ll make you a new one and everything but, it’s gonna take another 45 mins.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope you order from Foodhub or UberEats and they deliver it to the wrong house. They’ll make you a new one and everything but, it’s gonna take another 45 mins.

I hope you don't need to diet any more than usual. There was this Eat Healthy to Live program, but they changed the program...

 

[Prs Mods too]

I hope you try this thread at RT and become only slightly surprised at some of the replies they give.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope you order from Foodhub or UberEats and they deliver it to the wrong house. They’ll make you a new one and everything but, it’s gonna take another 45 mins.

I hope the delivery driver is a PRS fan and you end up making a new friend.

He breaks your heart when he shows you his blue Santana collection.

 

[11top]

I hope you win Extreme tickets for a concert in Chicago.

I hope Sergio goes with me and the opening act is Barry White singing the complete Beatles collection.*





*and the show is longer than Woodstock.

 

[aphantomvaper]

I hope you get stuck in LA traffic and only have one espresso to drink.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope Sergio goes with me and the opening act is Barry White singing the complete Beatles collection.*





*and the show is longer than Woodstock.

I hope you go hunting for morels in the woods and come home with those sticky thistle balls all stuck in your shoelaces.

 

[bodia]

I hope you go hunting for morels in the woods and come home with those sticky thistle balls all stuck in your shoelaces.

I hope you spend all afternoon trying to get them off but only end up with schwetty balls.

 

[11top]

I hope you go hunting for morels in the woods and come home with those sticky thistle balls all stuck in your shoelaces.

I hope you go to the clinic for a hemorrhoid and prostate exam and your nurse is a 10.