The “I Hope You..” Game.

[Wakester]

I hope you miss the gas fill tube and pump 25 gallons of premium on your brand new sneakers

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope you miss the gas fill tube and pump 25 gallons of premium on your brand new sneakers

I hope those 25 gallons of gas cost your more than that pair of sneakers!

 

[alantig]

I hope you get to the register at the grocery store and realize you've forgotten your wallet, and the person behind you pays for your order and then realizes they no longer have enough money to pay for all of their order.

 

[Wakester]

I hope you get to the register at the grocery store and realize you've forgotten your wallet, and the person behind you pays for your order and then realizes they no longer have enough money to pay for all of their order.

I hope the father of the young lady running the register, is standing behind you while you're trying to hit on her.

 

[alantig]

I hope the father of the young lady running the register, is standing behind you while you're trying to hit on her.

I hope the mother AND father of the the young lady running the register are behind you while you're hitting on her, and after she politely turns you down, they follow you out to the parking lot and say, "Hey, look, our daughter may not be interested, but we are."

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope the mother AND father of the the young lady running the register are behind you while you're hitting on her, and after she politely turns you down, they follow you out to the parking lot and say, "Hey, look, our daughter may not be interested, but we are."

I hope the parents look like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.

 

[dmatthews]

I hope the parents look like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.

I hope your phone rings once and quits with no caller ID... 20 times a day...

 

[11top]

I hope you get in line at the grocery store behind three elderly women who still write checks and forgot their pen.

…and has really bad gas.

 

[11top]

I hope you get behind an elderly lady pumping gas but she can’t see the numbers because she forgot her glasses.

…..and has really bad gas.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I hope you get in line at the grocery store and the customer ahead of you is friends with the cashier.

I hope they're both in their 50s, who are both single, were high school classmates who had a crush on each other but didn't know it, and discover it will Gibson boy is waiting in line behind him.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I hope you get behind an elderly lady pumping gas but she can’t see the numbers because she forgot her glasses.

so she can't enter her PIN to save $0.03/gallon

 

[Wakester]

I hope they're both in their 50s, who are both single, were high school classmates who had a crush on each other but didn't know it, and discover it will Gibson boy is waiting in line behind him.

I hope you get a Dan Fogelberg song stuck in your head like the earworm that just crawled into mine.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I hope you get a Dan Fogelberg song stuck in your head like the earworm that just crawled into mine.

I hope the yak lady at the carnival develops a serious crush on you.. just as their semi breaks down and they're stuck in your town for a month

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope the yak lady at the carnival develops a serious crush on you.. just as their semi breaks down and they're stuck in your town for a month

I hope the repair man for the truck insists you service the yak lady as partial payment to repair the truck!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I hope the repair man for the truck insists you service the yak lady as partial payment to repair the truck!

I hope... my craftsman batter pack is charged!

 

[alantig]

I hope you get a Dan Fogelberg song stuck in your head like the earworm that just crawled into mine.

Since when? An hour or two?

Longer?

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I hope you get a Dan Fogelberg song stuck in your head like the earworm that just crawled into mine.

I got a Carpenters ear worm the other day and it wasn't that bad at all. I love me some Karen Carpenter. She could sing in my ear any time she wanted too!

 

[Moondog Wily]

I got a Carpenters ear worm the other day and it wasn't that bad at all. I love me some Karen Carpenter. She could sing in my ear any time she wanted too!

I'm telling Julie!

 

[DISTORT6]

I hope the yak lady at the carnival develops a serious crush on you.. just as their semi breaks down and they're stuck in your town for a month

and she’s in heat

 

[Wakester]

I got a Carpenters ear worm the other day and it wasn't that bad at all. I love me some Karen Carpenter. She could sing in my ear any time she wanted to

I hope Karen comes back from the grave, to sing in your ear, as a bone thin corpse zombie with bad breath