The “I Hope You..” Game.

[Moondog Wily]

I hope you’re laying in bed at night ready to fall asleep and then your entire closet organizer and clothes rack falls off the wall.

I hope Leprechauns invade your house and decorate it with green vommit from all the beer they drank today!

 

[Tosca]

I hope on your next important Zoom meeting with your boss that your most annoying coworker cuts you off 0.1 seconds before you were about to pitch a cool new idea, pitches a similar idea, and your boss thinks it’s brilliant.

 

[Tosca]

I hope you partially waken from a sound sleep to realize your pet cat has urinated on your pillowcase, then fully waken realizing you don’t have a cat.

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope you eat pocket lint pie for dinner tonight and actually like it without even knowing what it is!

 

[Tosca]

I hope you eat pocket lint pie for dinner tonight and actually like it without even knowing what it is!

And by “pocket” I mean “belly button”.

 

[Wakester]

I hope the grass is always greener on the other side, of the fence you just put up around your yard

 

[Tony M.]

Hmmm...
This thread needs a flip side.
Be right back.

 

[aphantomvaper]

I hope if you f with Lola a big man sits on your chest and plays the drum solo in Inna Gadda Davida on your sweetmeats. All 15 minutes, note for note!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope if you f with Lola a big man sits on your chest and plays the drum solo in Inna Gadda Davida on your sweetmeats. All 15 minutes, note for note!

I hope that Lola beats the sh!t (mentally) out the fud that messed with her.

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope that Lola beats the sh!t (mentally) out the fud that messed with her.

I hope that any "man" (in quotes for a reason) who wants to belittle an innocent woman for any reason is tarred (very hot tar), feathered (mixed with thorns from roses), drawn and quartered (maybe "pentered", from five places as one rope should be tied to twig and berries as well) and the remains be fed to piranhas!