The “I Hope You..” Game.

[sergiodeblanc]

Here’s a new game that’s fun and pretty amusing, and is great for all you spammers out there.

It works by quoting the person who posts before you (ala The Song Title Game) where you wish a mildly annoying thing/dilemma/event to happen to someone.

Something like: “I hope you buy a new chapstick and forget to take it out of your pant’s pocket before running them through the washer and dryer”

The point is to wish a sorta bad thing on someone, not to be a total and complete jerk.

The fun is in the subtleties and the inconvenience, not being a total d!ck.

It’s a game of restraint, and it’s a fun way to kinda let out anger or bust on someone without really being a horrible person. I play it with my son whenever we’re in the car and someone cuts me off, or if he’s having a bad day because someone was mean.

It helps turn frustration, disappointment, and even anger into something funny… which ya know, maybe the world could use that now.

Anyhow, I’ll go first with the next post and then someone quote it and add your own.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope your wife buys you a guitar for your anniversary, and it’s an Epiphone.

 

[jxe]

i hope you find out john lennon owned it and drop it in a toilet, cracking the bowl, but in the back and not so bad you have to replace it right away, so it ends up all dark and gross in a couple of years, so you have to get down and really scrub but only when important company comes.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

i hope you find out john lennon owned it and drop it in a toilet, cracking the bowl, but in the back and not so bad you have to replace it right away, so it ends up all dark and gross in a couple of years, so you have to get down and really scrub but only when important company comes.

I hope you boil the noodles for Mac and Cheese and realize your milk is expired.

 

[11top]

I hope you boil the noodles for Mac and Cheese and realize your milk is expired.

I hope you boil the noodles for the mac and cheese and realize that was the baby's breast milk in the fridge.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope you boil the noodles for the mac and cheese and realize that was the baby's breast milk in the fridge.

I hope you win Extreme tickets for a concert in Chicago.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope that milk you're drinking comes with a mustache and a lead pipe.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope that your visit to our nation's capitol is wonderful. Please take photos of the Washington Monument and Reflecting Lake, and the surrounding foliage. Visitors say it's beautiful this time of year, even when you're not eating a chili cheese dog by the Monument. P.S. Don't forget to go skinny dipping in the lake.

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope your kid never has to make a case for intelligent design. And there are many of them in the wild.

 

[veinbuster]

I hope the brain sucker doesn’t starve to death when he visits

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope the brain sucker doesn’t starve to death when he visits

Hey, you watch your body fluids, I'll watch mine.
Also, helps when I use the correct tool for the correct job.

 

[andy474x]

I hope you buy a beautiful new car, and something in it rattles, and the dealer tells you they couldn’t duplicate it every time you try to have them fix it.

 

[dmatthews]

I hope you buy a beautiful new car, and something in it rattles, and the dealer tells you they couldn’t duplicate it every time you try to have them fix it.

I hope on your first date that car rattle sounds like a loud fart.

 

[Chicken hawk]

I hope on your first date that car rattle sounds like a loud fart.

I hope you have to call the warranty department for said fart noise and are put on hold for 53.5 minutes and the hold music is a loop of 'Baby Shark'

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope you buy a beautiful new car, and something in it rattles, and the dealer tells you they couldn’t duplicate it every time you try to have them fix it.

I hope your morning walk down the sidewalk at 5 AM is met with a sprinkler burst from your best friend's lawn.

 

[CandidPicker]

And that when your wife asks you, "Did you water my flowers as I'd asked this morning?"
You reply, "Sorry, honey, I wasn't listening. I thought you were talking about us watching the soccer game this evening."

 

[László]

I hope you don't die in a nuclear exchange, and it turns out to be an accident that kills everyone else, including me.

There should be no comebacks in curses.

I realize this point isn't exactly...subtle. I screwed up, didn't I?

 

[CandidPicker]

I hope you don't die in a nuclear exchange, and it turns out to be an accident that kills everyone else, including me.

There should be no comebacks in curses.

I realize this point isn't exactly...subtle. I screwed up, didn't I?

I hope your doctor's lab tests come back negative.

 

[JustRob]

I hope your doctor's lab tests come back negative.

I hope you turn a negative into a positive, and the IRS uses lube when they penetrate you.

Edit: No, no, no... Metaphorically, auditing you for your creative "math".

 

[watelessness]

I hope your wife buys you a guitar for your anniversary, and it's...

three shades of blue and it's left-handed!