Last night was the Lions failing the eye test.
But today is actually National Eyeball Day. Wait, it isn't for you?
Well, it is for me, because I can finally cross 'cataract surgery' off my bucket list of Things I'd Rather Put Off But Need Doing! Yes, I had Cataract Surgery Round Two, getting the second eye done at 6AM today.
I was the first patient on the hit parade in the OR. It was fast. I was home by 8 AM.
6AM isn't my cuppa meat. I'm no morning person. But the less time I have to spend in operating rooms, the better my day goes.
I feel really good! No pain to speak of, the eye feels more like I rubbed it too hard, or it's just dry. If I wasn't wearing a clear plastic patch over it, I'd hardly know anything was done.
Most people have a bucket list of things they want to do in life. Not me. Mine is a bucket list of Things I'd Much Rather Put Off, But Need Doing!
Speaking of the Lions, the eye surgeon and anesthesiologist were talking about the NFC championship game; the eye surgeon was disappointed that they lost, the anesthesiologist took the points and the Lions and doubled his money. He was pretty chipper. I would be too, but I rarely place bets.
Since The Curse of Bobby Layne doesn't affect eyeballs, I'm fine with the Lions loss. Everyone here in Hell will be happy that the curse stayed intact.
It's the obligation of every Lions team to blow a lead in a big game, a requirement. Keeps people in Michigan humble.
"Are you humble, Laz?"
"No, because I'm not in Detroit, I'm in hell. But if I WAS in Detroit, I'd be a doormat today."
"Yeah, but a you'd be a doormat with one less thing to check off the bucket list!"
But today is actually National Eyeball Day. Wait, it isn't for you?
Well, it is for me, because I can finally cross 'cataract surgery' off my bucket list of Things I'd Rather Put Off But Need Doing! Yes, I had Cataract Surgery Round Two, getting the second eye done at 6AM today.
I was the first patient on the hit parade in the OR. It was fast. I was home by 8 AM.
6AM isn't my cuppa meat. I'm no morning person. But the less time I have to spend in operating rooms, the better my day goes.
I feel really good! No pain to speak of, the eye feels more like I rubbed it too hard, or it's just dry. If I wasn't wearing a clear plastic patch over it, I'd hardly know anything was done.
Most people have a bucket list of things they want to do in life. Not me. Mine is a bucket list of Things I'd Much Rather Put Off, But Need Doing!
Speaking of the Lions, the eye surgeon and anesthesiologist were talking about the NFC championship game; the eye surgeon was disappointed that they lost, the anesthesiologist took the points and the Lions and doubled his money. He was pretty chipper. I would be too, but I rarely place bets.
Since The Curse of Bobby Layne doesn't affect eyeballs, I'm fine with the Lions loss. Everyone here in Hell will be happy that the curse stayed intact.
It's the obligation of every Lions team to blow a lead in a big game, a requirement. Keeps people in Michigan humble.
"Are you humble, Laz?"
"No, because I'm not in Detroit, I'm in hell. But if I WAS in Detroit, I'd be a doormat today."
"Yeah, but a you'd be a doormat with one less thing to check off the bucket list!"