The “I Hope You..” Game.

[Moondog Wily]

On your next NGD, I hope you find a note from the UPS driver stuck to your front door that he attempted sig required delivery, but you missed him despite taking the day off for the delivery.

I hope that the next day, the UPS drive shows up 1 minute after you leave for work!

 

[dmatthews]

I hope that the next day, the UPS drive shows up 1 minute after you leave for work!

I hope your expected NGD delivery date is one day later cuz the UPS guy gigged it the night before...

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

On your next NGD, I hope you find a note from the UPS driver stuck to your front door that he attempted sig required delivery, but you missed him despite taking the day off for the delivery.

On your next NGD I hope you find all 16 toggle switches unmounted, in hermetically sealed bags inside the guitar case.

 

[Moondog Wily]

On your next NGD I hope you find all 16 toggle switches unmounted, in hermetically sealed bags inside the guitar case.

I hope your guitar case has a hermetically sealed Julie Bowen inside, and you can't get the bag open!

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

I hope your guitar case has a hermetically sealed Julie Bowen inside, and you can't get the bag open!

oh trust me, that bag is GETTING opened!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

oh trust me, that bag is GETTING opened!

I hope you open the bag too soon and her nitro cracks.

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope you open the bag too soon and her nitro cracks.

I hope your plumbers crack scares the children so much you get put on a watch list!

 

[dmatthews]

I hope your plumbers crack scares the children so much you get put on a watch list!

I hope your plumbers crack goes viral on Butthub...

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope your plumbers crack goes viral on Butthub...

I hope your Butthub account gets locked on looking at my plumbers crack!

 

[dmatthews]

I hope your Butthub account gets locked on looking at my plumbers crack!

I hope there's a bunch of people now googling Butthub...

 

[alantig]

I hope there's a bunch of people now googling Butthub...

I hope the people googling Butthub find themselves on a web site dedicated to collectors of used cigarette filters.

 

[Chicken hawk]

I hope the people googling Butthub find themselves on a web site dedicated to collectors of used cigarette filters.

I hope you find a good deal on cigarette butts with lipstick

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope you find a good deal on cigarette butts with lipstick

I hope your lip sticks to the butts you've been kissing!

 

[ViperDoc]

I hope you ordered a Private Stock, and Siri corrected it to “Pirate Sock”, and it came out just as you’d hoped it would.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope you ordered a Private Stock, and Siri corrected it to “Pirate Sock”, and it came out just as you’d hoped it would.

I hope if you have a choice between her sister and the dog, you choose the dog.

 

[alantig]

I hope if you have a choice between her sister and the dog, you choose the dog.

I hope when you choose the dog, you have a cupboard full of peanut butter and a three day weekend.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I hope when you choose the dog, you have a cupboard full of peanut butter and a three day weekend.

I hope it’s crunchy and the peanut butter.

 

[aphantomvaper]

I hope you change your screen name on the forum and people get confused when looking at the replies to your post thinking its another person.

 

[Moondog Wily]

I hope you change your screen name on the forum and people get confused when looking at the replies to your post thinking its another person.

I hope you change your screen name and YOU get confused about who's posts you are looking at!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I hope you’re laying in bed at night ready to fall asleep and then your entire closet organizer and clothes rack falls off the wall.