Who here has an obscene amount of guitars?

[11top]

I always get sweaters and power tools.

Beats underwear and socks.

 

[11top]

Whisper it. I won't tell, I promise.

I just did. Did you hear me, Les? I won't repeat it................It's obscene.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Beats underwear and socks.

I need underwear and socks.

 

[11top]

I need underwear and socks.

Wait........................................You don't need power tools?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Wait........................................You don't need power tools?

I got 'em all already! The last one I got was a jackhammer. Like, you know how dangerous it is to jackhammer concrete in flip-flops and a dress? I do.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

4 PRS (all core, 3 were gifts from my wife)
1 EBMM JP12 BFR
1 Carvin (Bolt T)
2 Fender (strats)
1 Tokai (strat)
1 Peavey (Wolfgang)
2 Ibanez (79 Artist and JS1000)
3 Taylor acoustics
1 Gibson (1964 Hummingbird that was my dads)
= 16

I can see a few of those getting sold to help fund the next couple.... since I got these last few PRS guitars, most of my older electrics don't get played anymore.

 

[alantig]

I always get sweaters and power tools.

My wife always gets a sweater for her birthday, but only because she won't let me turn the AC higher. So it's her own fault.

 

[dmatthews]

I got 'em all already! The last one I got was a jackhammer. Like, you know how dangerous it is to jackhammer concrete in flip-flops and a dress? I do.

Dude... I can dig a movie in my head of a Marilyn Monroe/jackhammer thing... even with flip-flops. Sorta like the high heels better, but... um... er...
Ah who cares? Go for it!
Micro Serge might learn something!

 

[Alan Manning]

I generally get socks with the toe hole already ripped out of em
Just a small time boy(Bad Pun) Hay Ho!!!

 

[CVS]

Whisper is a website for people to tell their anonymous secrets on, it's awful to read them.

Taking this one step further - I guess their secrets are no longer anonymous once they post them to the site. I am a slow learner.

 

[bodia]

I got 'em all already! The last one I got was a jackhammer. Like, you know how dangerous it is to jackhammer concrete in flip-flops and a dress? I do.

Now THAT gives me an idea for script. I gotta get busy....

 

[The Fight]

My friends and family all say I have a lot.
I tell them and myself I'm not going to buy anymore. I'm on here all the time and see other people's guitars and say meh.. but then I see one with a floyd rose and go

 

[xjbebop]

Less socks & sweaters...... more guitars.....
Rock nekkid!

 

[alexanderraimo]

PRS violet singlecut
(2x) PRS Zach Myers SE Semi-hollows
(2x) PRS Zach Myers SE (Original solid body)
PRS S2 Singlecut Semi-hollow
PRS Mark Holcomb SE
F Aerodyne Stratocaster
F 60th Ann. Stratocaster
F JagStang
F Acoustic, not sure model off the top of my head
Squier Strat
Schecter C1
Ibanez GAX70
Ibanez super basic starter guitar

15 playable guitars.


I also have a super old G acoustic that belonged to my mom when she was a kid. It's pretty beat up, and G can't tell me anything based off the serial number.

 

[László]

I always get sweaters and power tools.

I get nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

 

[Berten]

1x PRS (Blood Orange Custom 24)
2x ESP (Eclipse and Horizon)
1x Fender (MIM Telecaster)
3x ESP LTD (PB 500, Viper 500 and DV8-R Dave Mustaine sig)
6x PRS SE (Custom 24 Floyd, 245, Akerfeldt sig, Akesson sig, Chris Robertson sig, Tremonti sig)

total 13... a very bad number. must get more happiness!

 

[HANGAR18]

I get nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

I found a video of you online Les. hahaha

 

[PeteHill]

Core CU24 (2004)
CE24 (1999)
S2 CU24 (2013)
Steinberger GM4T (beaten up)
Mesa Boogie DC5
Line6 crap practice amp
Various pedals

When I sneaked the S2 into the house, the wife bought 2 puppies, so it's strickly one out, one in now! The CE came in after selling a Patrick Eggle (the buyer had 50+ Patrick Eggles), and I traded a Tremonti Custom SE for the Core CU24.

The Steinberger is worth nothing now, so stays in its gigbag. I occasionally gig it, but usually just take the CE and core.

 

[Anim8me2]

My wife asked me why I need all the guitars I have. I explain that each one has a particular unique tone.
She scoffs so I pick up each one, turn on an amp to a clean channel and demonstrate each ones particular value for tone or feeling. She got it.
I love that woman.

 

[JMintzer]

I get nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch.