I think I’m dead.

[sergiodeblanc]

So I opened that bottle of wine and couldn’t bring myself to make any offers.

I talked myself out of one of them because I’m already battling with the pickups that’d come in it.

The other one… I dunno… maybe I need tequila?

 

[veinbuster]

So I opened that bottle of wine and couldn’t bring myself to make any offers.

I talked myself out of one of them because I’m already battling with the pickups that’d come in it.

The other one… I dunno… maybe I need tequila?

There were new whiskey glasses on my doorstep this morning. I think they are big enough to remove all inhibitions

 

[László]

Only blue Strats in Hell?

Anyway, I don't think you're dead. You are just having an off day or two.

It was a Sergio-specific hell punishment.

 

[alantig]

The other one… I dunno… maybe I need tequila?

 

[bodia]

I might buy guitar(s) next week. I am weak.

I would LOVE to see this!

 

[bodia]

So I opened that bottle of wine and couldn’t bring myself to make any offers.

I talked myself out of one of them because I’m already battling with the pickups that’d come in it.

The other one… I dunno… maybe I need tequila?

Tequila and guac should solve your problem

 

[tbp0701]

Are they in a color that you don't already have? Have you tried having some extra spicy salsa and then gazing upon them? Perhaps you can see a sign in their finish?

Random stream-of-consciousness aside: I'm told I was once dead for a little bit, when I was 6 or 7, from surgery complications. I mostly remember trippy, morphine-influenced dreams and thinking my IV was my old kindergarten teacher. I wonder if my parents blame that on my becoming so infatuated with music, especially jazz and rock, which they discouraged. Or maybe because my kindergarten teacher's punishment was to sit behind the piano, which she played when someone was there.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Actually, I think Sergio is a Honda guy.

I see him more as a “soccer mom”

It was a Sergio-specific hell punishment.

de Blanc’s Inferno.

(just add a spicy taco)

 

[sergiodeblanc]

de Blanc’s Inferno.

That’s my first floor bathroom that’s right above our furnace.

 

[Warmart]

You sure don't seem to be having any problems selling stuff!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

You sure don't seem to be having any problems selling stuff!

Lol! He’s actually how I began being called Sergio.

My band was on tour with his band and we shared a bass rig that had “Sergio” stenciled on it real big. Since we were the headliner everyone assumed my name was Sergio.

 

[Warmart]

Lol! He’s actually how I began being called Sergio.

My band was on tour with his band and we shared a bass rig that had “Sergio” stenciled on it real big. Since we were the headliner everyone assumed my name was Sergio.

Heh, pretty awesome mister! I have nothing even remotely as cool

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Heh, pretty awesome mister! I have nothing even remotely as cool

Ehhh… it was one of those nicknames that the harder you try to fight it the more you get called it.

 

[veinbuster]

Ehhh… it was one of those nicknames that the harder you try to fight it the more you get called it.

I had to completely separate from everyone to get rid of Dirty Numbers.

 

[gush]

Don’t be a puss. Buy it, or send me the links!

WHOA.......chief enabler has challenged thee.........

 

[gush]

Nah maybe it's just a low t count.

If he gets it....she'll like it too.......

 

[veinbuster]

I decided to prove I wasn’t dead by getting tickets to Adele.

 

[László]

I decided to prove I wasn’t dead by getting tickets to Adele.

I tried to prove I wasn't dead by moving amps and stuff around in my studio. I got it looking pretty cool, or so I thought.

Then my wife said, "Everything in the studio has been gone since you died. You haven't moved a thing. But thanks for appearing at the seance. Hey, we were wondering, did you go to heaven or hell?"

"Seriously, you have to ask? How long have you known me?"

"You're in hell then, right?"

"Duh."

 

[DISTORT6]

I tried to prove I wasn't dead by moving amps and stuff around in my studio. I got it looking pretty cool, or so I thought.

Then my wife said, "Everything in the studio has been gone since you died. You haven't moved a thing. But thanks for appearing at the seance. Hey, we were wondering, did you go to heaven or hell?"

"Seriously, you have to ask? How long have you known me?"

"You're in hell then, right?"

"Duh."

She couldn’t hear the bagpipes?

 

[László]

She couldn’t hear the bagpipes?

Hahahahaha!

She was on a Ouija Board. No audio.