I think I’m dead.

[Deleted member 5962]

Gotta love all the corny film quote's

careful...

 

[Deleted member 5962]

So I opened that bottle of wine and couldn’t bring myself to make any offers.

I talked myself out of one of them because I’m already battling with the pickups that’d come in it.

The other one… I dunno… maybe I need tequila?

This sounds more like an argument about women, made just before closing at the bar...

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Lol! He’s actually how I began being called Sergio.

My band was on tour with his band and we shared a bass rig that had “Sergio” stenciled on it real big. Since we were the headliner everyone assumed my name was Sergio.

Wait... you mean it's not? Holy crap that's how it's listed in my will!

Oh well. Hope that guy has big feet. I left "him" at least 3 pairs of size 13 basketball shoes. (And I know what you're thinking, but obviously Alnus gets the Speedo).

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Give me a hint when you see uncovered \m/'s. This guitar needs them

Just pop the covers off a set of \m/ pickups.

I don’t ever recall them making them without them.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Wait... you mean it's not? Holy crap that's how it's listed in my will!

Oh well. Hope that guy has big feet. I left "him" at least 3 pairs of size 13 basketball shoes. (And I know what you're thinking, but obviously Alnus gets the Speedo).

I think I could only fit in a size 13 of women’s closed toe heels.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I think I could only fit in a size 13 of women’s closed toe heels.

hmmm... all out of those.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

It is excellent playing guitar. I did so much work on it. It's crazy how well it resonates—one piece body, one piece neck, you know. I just have no idea for it recently. I used it for alternative tuning before; maybe I need to do this again.

The idea is planted in my brain now, but you are right; I know I will regret it. I have never seen Standard 24 as cute as this one. Birds, jaw-dropping swirl on the body. It just doesn't feel as good as my Custom

Never let it go, seriously dude you will live in regret.

Also I could get taco sauce/guacamole on that, rawr.

 

[alantig]

Just pop the covers off a set of \m/ pickups.

I don’t ever recall them making them without them.

They could be had that way. Just not at large.

 

[jxe]

They could be had that way. Just not at large.

obnoxious!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

They could be had that way. Just not at large.

Hens teeth.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Yep, couldn’t even put the toggle switch in the correct place.
























(Ducks and hides)

 

[Broseph]

I came here expecting Santanas. ¿Qué pasa, Mufasa?

 

[markie]

Try viagra

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Try viagra

Dude. I can get the wallet open, I just can’t get the money out.

 

[dmatthews]

Dude. I can get the wallet open, I just can’t get the money out.

You just coined a phrase...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I came here expecting Santanas. ¿Qué pasa, Mufasa?

Well if you insist….

Try viagra

Upstanding.

 

[veinbuster]

Dude. I can get the wallet open, I just can’t get the money out.

And here I had you pegged as someone too modern to carry money. Your money is so boring and dirty.

 

[Mike Duncan]

I feel your post, Sergio. For me, it’s about priorities. One kid in college and two in high school, buying a guitar just doesn’t seem to turn me on at the moment.

 

[veinbuster]

I feel your post, Sergio. For me, it’s about priorities. One kid in college and two in high school, buying a guitar just doesn’t seem to turn me on at the moment.

I didn’t buy guitars, or bikes, while my kids were in university...but when the youngest graduated, all hell broke lose.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

And here I had you pegged as someone too modern to carry money. Your money is so boring and dirty.

Nah, I love cash! Especially dirty boring American money.

Singles, deuces, fins, tenners, etc. I love them all covered in fentanyl, glitter, fecal matter and boob sweat. Finest currency in the world.. USA! USA! USA!