alantig
Zombie Four, DFZ
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So, had my first colonoscopy today. My wife drove me to Five Guys afterwards because, after a day of nothing but water, jello, broth, ginger ale and Gatorade, I really wanted something I could taste.
While we were there, she texted our daughter to tell her that everything was good. I told my wife to tell her that, despite what she may think, they did not find my head up my @ss.
This sweet child, who I held when she cried when she was sick, carted to numerous activities, and have supported all her life, said....
"They should probably check again...they didn't go up far enough"
Which is a funny line - and makes me proud. But it doesn't end there.
When my son got home from work, I pulled out the report and showed him the pictures, and said, "Despite what you and your sister think, this proves my head is not up my @ss."
He said, "Yeah, Kate sent me the conversation." My wife said, "She told you about it?" He said, "No - she posted it on her Instagram page."
Which makes it even funnier. But when my wife told her mother about it, she said, "Yeah, I saw it on her Facebook page."
I have taught her well...
While we were there, she texted our daughter to tell her that everything was good. I told my wife to tell her that, despite what she may think, they did not find my head up my @ss.
This sweet child, who I held when she cried when she was sick, carted to numerous activities, and have supported all her life, said....
"They should probably check again...they didn't go up far enough"
Which is a funny line - and makes me proud. But it doesn't end there.
When my son got home from work, I pulled out the report and showed him the pictures, and said, "Despite what you and your sister think, this proves my head is not up my @ss."
He said, "Yeah, Kate sent me the conversation." My wife said, "She told you about it?" He said, "No - she posted it on her Instagram page."
Which makes it even funnier. But when my wife told her mother about it, she said, "Yeah, I saw it on her Facebook page."
I have taught her well...