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Cousin Eddie's cousin
My second cousin once removed, whose name was Melvin of Ur, invented the wheel. Unfortunately, no one knew what to do with it at the time, and he died unfulfilled, an obscure figure time forgot.
Never made a nickel from it, and yet it was so important that people reinvent it daily.
Fortunately, his grandson Axel of Babylon invented the axle. But even though the invention was named after him, they misspelled it.
5,000 years from now, people are going to be saying stuff like, “Who invented the accordion?”
And no one will know. Heck, no one knows now. I knew the guy who invented comedy. He was a genius, people didn’t even know how to laugh before he invented it. But I forgot his name.
Sic transit gloria.
Didn’t he used to play with Slash? Also invented guns and some prickly flower?