That’s called job security. (As long as they can pay their bill )Oh...I'd be happy to make them for people! It's after the multiple warnings of how to protect their investment that they still manage to break them and want me to fix it for them...
"you said I could eat with them!"
"But you used your teeth to open your shampoo bottle..."
Just when you think you’ve successfully made it idiot proof, they build a better idiot.