Les can you pls ban my acct

[RickP]

Well... as Metallica would say... "Off to never never land".

Who knew? Metallica were hanging at Micheal Jackson’s ranch all the while…

 

[11top]

Both. We're Happy Together.

Well, it is the new era.

Don’t forget their other hit, “They’d rather be with Me.”

 

[Lola]

You guys need to start a comedy corner, thread whatever. Have you ever had pop come up through your nostrils? My nostrils are on fire. Can’t even eat my damned dinner! Laughter is the best medicine.

Are there Saturday matinees?

Seriously have to finish eating. I can’t laugh, choke and eat at the same time. Lol

 

[Lola]

Okay gentlemen and I use that term loosely LOL
continue on with the show!! I want an encore!!!


Tell me your funniest situation, joke or whatever have you. It could of happened yesterday or 20 years ago. I come here and it’s an absolutely hilarious comedy show. You all possess your very own unique kind of comedy in such an excellent way. I relate!! It’s so much damned fun! Life is so damned better when your laughing and having fun!! I have to thank you all.

Sorry to sound a bit sappy but I am listening to the music that we play as band and it’a sort of depressing not to be able to damned well play. But I do close my eyes and I am playing the songs on an invisible fretboard. This just sucks!!!

 

[RickP]

Okay gentlemen and I use that term loosely LOL
continue on with the show!! I want an encore!!!


Tell me your funniest situation, joke or whatever have you. It could of happened yesterday or 20 years ago. I come here and it’s an absolutely hilarious comedy show. You all possess your very own unique kind of comedy in such an excellent way. I relate!! It’s so much damned fun! Life is so damned better when your laughing and having fun!! I have to thank you all.

Be with you in a sec, dahlink! Investigating some hot news…

They’re not making yardsticks any longer. Film at 11.

 

[DISTORT6]

Be with you in a sec, dahlink! Investigating some hot news…

They’re not making yardsticks any longer. Film at 11.

Pssst…She’s Canadian. It’s either a meter stick or a hockey one.

 

[Lola]

Okay that rates a 9.75 on a scale of 1 to 10! Bravo! Standing O! And the crowd goes wild!! Lol

We're here all week!

Be with you in a sec, dahlink! Investigating some hot news…
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They’re not making yardsticks any longer. Film at 11.

 

[Lola]

Sh&t and double sh&t I have the giggles like a 5 year old. That joke was effing hysterical and caught me right off guard!!

I can’t look at it anymore without getting hysterical. The side effects of guitaritus!

 

[Lola]

Pssst…She’s Canadian. It’s either a meter stick or a hockey one.

This one is just killing me. Perfect lmfao!!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

You guys need to start a comedy corner, thread whatever. Have you ever had pop come up through your nostrils? My nostrils are on fire. Can’t even eat my damned dinner! Laughter is the best medicine.

Are there Saturday matinees?

Seriously have to finish eating. I can’t laugh, choke and eat at the same time. Lol

See Les! I TOLD YOU I was funny.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Okay gentlemen and I use that term loosely LOL
continue on with the show!! I want an encore!!!

Ok, Sergio and CandidPicker go into a bar… that Sergio picked.

 

[dmatthews]

Ok, Sergio and CandidPicker go into a bar… that Sergio picked.

If this is about meatless cocktails, I'm out...

 

[Lola]

@DTR How’d ya come up With “dill hole”? Never heard of it. I am stealing that. What an effing name! That’s priceless!!!

 

[DISTORT6]

See Les! I TOLD YOU I was funny.

Funny how? Like a clown?

 

[jxe]

man i miss the '90s -- from the guys in the neighborhood carrying my mother's groceries ‘out of respect‘ to my man butthead inventing 'dill-hole' to endear his brother beavis, etc etc.

and how am i the dill-hole in all this when i am the _only_ post-whiggish progressive democthrat here? i ask you

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Ok, Sergio and CandidPicker go into a bar… that Sergio picked.

I ordered a charcuterie plate and the third least expensive bottle of Zinfandel and had a pleasant evening.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

@DTR How’d ya come up With “dill hole”? Never heard of it. I am stealing that. What an effing name! That’s priceless!!!

Two choices… earlier I said I have to think Hot Donna for that. ( that 70s show reference.). But also Beavis and Butthead said it, I think before Hot Donna

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I ordered a charcuterie plate and the third least expensive bottle of Zinfandel and had a pleasant evening.

Ewe…

 

[Lola]

My bestest friend ever! Listening to Dark side of the moon with my new studio monitors. They sound amazing.

 

[vchizzle]

Glad you’re coming back around and feeling a little better. Wish you and hubby the best over the next few months. Keep your head up. Hopefully you find better comedy than here!