Seems like a cool guitar.
I'd buy one, but I'm saving up for an accordion.
"You're going to get one for free in Hell, Laz, and you'll have eternity to play it. Why waste your money on one now?"
"I figure I need to practice so I can join The Eternal All-Accordion Band From Hell as soon as I get there."
"They cut off your head when you play in that band, you know."
"In an all-accordion band, not being able to hear your music is probably a good thing."
"Sure you don't want to be in The Eternal Accordion And Banjo Band From Hell?"
"Depends what body part they cut off."
"Any interest in learning bagpipes? They don't cut off anything in the bagpipe band."
"I think I'd rather have them cut my head off."