Does this guitar make me look fat?

[danktat]

So, apparently, my daughter 3D printed me, or at least a rendition of me, for my birthday. But she left it at school and couldn't bring it to me until she retrieved it from her class. My only question, is why is it that I am so d*mned ROUND in this depiction?

 

[Kiwi]

Falling down laughing. Oh, fer cute.

Laughing with you, not at you.

Thanks for posting this.

=K

 

[RickP]

 

[CandidPicker]

Thank her for the time you have with her briefly. Life is short. You marry, have kids, and life then becomes about nuts and twigs for breakfast. Enjoy.

 

[aphantomvaper]

"The faster we go the rounder we get"

Sung many years before it was scientifically proven.

You're going pretty danged fast, Dankat! The answer is No

 

[Daryl Jones]

Resounding "no". My wife learned me gooder'n' sayin' any else.

 

[alantig]

Clearly you are a respected presence in her life. She sees you as someone who is larger than life and more important than other people, so psychologically she has inflated you in her mind and perceives you as a bigger presence than you actually are, and that has carried forth into this rendition of you.






Nah - I'm just making that all up. She just made a fat you.

 

[Boogie]

Adolescent fat shaming. It’s not going to get any better. Sorry pal, them’s the breaks.

 

[SinSir]

Snowman guitar

 

[Alnus Rubra]

So, apparently, my daughter 3D printed me, or at least a rendition of me, for my birthday. But she left it at school and couldn't bring it to me until she retrieved it from her class. My only question, is why is it that I am so d*mned ROUND in this depiction?

Hey KB, no one’s looking at you when you’ve got Dottie in your hands!

 

[Proteus]

She did a much better job on the guitar. That might be an encouraging sign.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Adolescent fat shaming. It’s not going to get any better. Sorry pal, them’s the breaks.

Oh, it could get better. How about “old people fat shaming?”

We went to Florida with my wife’s whole family about 25 years ago. Our house was right on the beach, and when I walked out on the deck in my trunks, my wife’s mother said “you’re getting fat.” I said “what are you talking about? I’m 6’3” and weigh 175lbs!” She said yeah, but you’re starting to get a little fat there above your waist.” I told I’d give her a $100 bill if she could pinch more than an inch. And I got teased about it by everyone else for the whole week. Every time we’d go out to eat someone would say “just a salad for him” or “no hushpuppies for that end of the table” or something.

 

[Boogie]

Oh, it could get better. How about “old people fat shaming?”

We went to Florida with my wife’s whole family about 25 years ago. Our house was right on the beach, and when I walked out on the deck in my trunks, my wife’s mother said “you’re getting fat.” I said “what are you talking about? I’m 6’3” and weigh 175lbs!” She said yeah, but you’re starting to get a little fat there above your waist.” I told I’d give her a $100 bill if she could pinch more than an inch. And I got teased about it by everyone else for the whole week. Every time we’d go out to eat someone would say “just a salad for him” or “no hushpuppies for that end of the table” or something.

Someone’s got your number.

 

[Moondog Wily]

Need to sell that as an NFT! Tell your daughter you will split it with her if she sets it up for you!! I seen "fat" dollars from that item if capitalized properly!!!

 

[AlaskaTrash]

See, now I just think it's a wardrobe issue personally. All that monochrome, with a mannerly tip of the hat to Sir 'Cash, in order of course. Maybe the guitar needs some character, then we'd be looking at it instead of, well...

 

[Toolmaster Of Brainerd]

Oh, it could get better. How about “old people fat shaming?”

We went to Florida with my wife’s whole family about 25 years ago. Our house was right on the beach, and when I walked out on the deck in my trunks, my wife’s mother said “you’re getting fat.” I said “what are you talking about? I’m 6’3” and weigh 175lbs!” She said yeah, but you’re starting to get a little fat there above your waist.” I told I’d give her a $100 bill if she could pinch more than an inch. And I got teased about it by everyone else for the whole week. Every time we’d go out to eat someone would say “just a salad for him” or “no hushpuppies for that end of the table” or something.

Well, did she manage to pinch more than an inch?

 

[alantig]

Well, did she manage to pinch more than an inch?

You never - NEVER - ask your mother-in-law how many inches she’s been pinching.

You never ask your father-in-law either, because he’ll answer you. And he won’t mean those inches.

 

[Axis39]

Yeah, wait till she starts calling you 'Old Man', like my son has... The little bastard.

I remember the first time I ever saw or played a Gibson ES-140... The little 3.4 size student semi-hollow. My buddy walked up, I pulled it in front of me and said, "Does this guitar make me look fat'. After he stopped laughing, he said, 'no, it's the fat'.

 

[archtop]

I'm betting for her next project she'll 3D print you a little treadmill.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Well, did she manage to pinch more than an inch?