Do you love or hate the beach?

[Deleted member 5962]

I’mI absolutely hate the beach. To me, the beach means salt, sand, and sunburn. I have very fair and sunscreen tends to turn a person into human sandpaper on the beach. I do not know many older guys who love the beach, but I know a metric truck load of older women who love the beach. Young women look good in bathing suits. I would rather not see most older (age 50+) women in a bathing suit and I am sure that they would rather not see me in one as well.

I LOVE the beach. My wife loves the beach. We make sure to spend a vacation every year at the ocean, and multiple other short trips to the lake. Ocean trip lately has been Myrtle Beach but after school starts, so not the massive wall of people it is just a few weeks earlier.

And I have to tell you, my over 50 old wife would knock your eyes out in a bikini, if she’d ever wear one. She’s too self conscious to do so, but trust me, you would not be looking away if she walked by in a bikini. Nor would you have a clue that she was mid 50s. As modestly as she dresses at the beach, it’s still quite noticeable the attention she gets.

And, I’m 60 and my Speedo pics are legendary here.

Ok, the last part was a joke, but the rest wasn’t.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

I don't believe some of the things I'm reading here. There are people that actually hate the beach?

From my experience a hat and sunscreen works pretty good and there are as many secluded beaches as there are crowded ones. We are mostly made out of water and being near it is one of the most natural things we can do. I'm an *old* guy, love it, and I go on a regular basis, but that's also because I'm an avid surfcaster and only eat ocean fish.

Surf caster. Is that like “bank fishing?”

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Not sure I want to know what “ride my swan” is code for.

It’s a euphemism for “spruced my goose”.

Make me feel real loose
Like a long necked goose….

 

[DISTORT6]

It’s a euphemism for “spruced my goose”.

Pulled the goalie?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Love! Duh.

 

[bodia]

Love! Duh.

Yeah, but only cuz you look good in a bikini

 

[Gorebomb]

Jersey Shore! The actual place, not those tools that are actually from NY.
Reach the beach at ALL costs. Van Halen NAILED it - Drink in my hand, toes in the sand.

Island Beach State Park is the only beach I can bring myself to visit in the summer. I hate everywhere else, too crowded.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Yeah, but only cuz we look good in a man-kini

Fixed

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Fixed

Borat style?

(Decorum prohibits me from posting the pic for this one... It is funny though. And I'm sure that now someone else will post it. I just didn't want to be responsible for that. )

 

[DISTORT6]

Island Beach State Park is the only beach I can bring myself to visit in the summer. I hate everywhere else, too crowded.

Yup. One of my family‘s favorites.
We’re there when it opens and leave before it gets crowded.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Fixed

C’mon, man… If it fits in a bikini, it belongs in a bikini.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

C’mon, man… If it fits in a bikini, it belongs in a bikini.

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[Alan Manning]

I live on the coast and love the beach but only early morning or evenings.
in the summer it get's too crowded for me so i'll sit outside a pub and have a few sherbets and just gaze.
when I had my mut we would walk for miles early morning.
I miss those days and I miss my dog but great memories.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

C’mon, man… If it fits in a bikini, it belongs in a bikini.

Hey I was just trying to give a brother, ahem I mean sister a solid.

 

[Boogie]

Beach tip: the potato goes in the FRONT.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Beach tip: the potato goes in the FRONT.

Bwahahaha!!

 

[aphantomvaper]

Make me feel real loose
Like a long necked goose….

Oh baby that's what I like!

 

[banditcosmo]

Go off season, May and Sept, Oct get a hotel with a balcony overlooking the ocean and enjoy! You don't have to even have to go on the beach, stay on the balcony, in your hotel room. Nice temps in May and Oct, Nov (east coast).

 

[pjdude]

I love the beach! Taking a 2 week cruise in March.

 

[11top]

C’mon, man… If it fits in a bikini, it belongs in a bikini.

Hmmmmm. Maybe why Markie doesn’t like the beach.