The guys in my car club call me The Cruiser
- Nov 20, 2013
- Cincinnati area
I LOVE the beach. My wife loves the beach. We make sure to spend a vacation every year at the ocean, and multiple other short trips to the lake. Ocean trip lately has been Myrtle Beach but after school starts, so not the massive wall of people it is just a few weeks earlier.I’mI absolutely hate the beach. To me, the beach means salt, sand, and sunburn. I have very fair and sunscreen tends to turn a person into human sandpaper on the beach. I do not know many older guys who love the beach, but I know a metric truck load of older women who love the beach. Young women look good in bathing suits. I would rather not see most older (age 50+) women in a bathing suit and I am sure that they would rather not see me in one as well.
And I have to tell you, my over 50 old wife would knock your eyes out in a bikini, if she’d ever wear one. She’s too self conscious to do so, but trust me, you would not be looking away if she walked by in a bikini. Nor would you have a clue that she was mid 50s. As modestly as she dresses at the beach, it’s still quite noticeable the attention she gets.
And, I’m 60 and my Speedo pics are legendary here.
Ok, the last part was a joke, but the rest wasn’t.