An era of grace and dignity has ended. Queen Elizabeth is gone. :(

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<Parody on Steve Martin's "King Tut">

Now when he was a young man he never thought he'd see, (King Chuck)
People stand in line to see some old King (King Chuck)
How'd you get so Funky? (Funky Chuck)
Royal as a monkey

Born at Buckingham, the ruler of the land, King Chuck

Now if I knew the line would be so long to see him, (King Chuck)
I'd taken all my money and bought me a museum (King Chuck)
Scary like a donkey (Funky Chuck)
He's a royal honky

Born at Buckingham, the ruler of the land, King Chuck

Dancing by the Thames (King Chuck)
Ladies loved his name (Royal Chuck)
Rockin' Princely game (rockin' Chuck)
His family is his fame

Born at Buckingham, the ruler of the land, King Chuck

He lost his ex to voyeurism
Ancient ruler
He's a septuagenarian!
They're selling you

Now when I die, now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy funeral but please invite Chuck (King Chuck)
He just lost his mammy (King Chuck)
Cries in Royal jammies

Born at Buckingham, the ruler of the land
He was born at Buckingham
Got some castles made of sand
King Chuck
 
My son said that her majesty was the second longest reigning monarch in history behind Louis XIV.
 
I'll never forget the day Elizabeth knighted me. She handled the sword well, too.

"You're talking about Elizabeth I, right?"

"Wait, you're saying there was a second one?"

"Yeah."

"Was there a second Spanish Armada?"

"No, but there was a German air armada called The Blitz."

"I thought that Blitz was a brand of crackers."

"Yeah, well, we'll wake you in another 450 years, Sir Francis."
 
I'll never forget the day Elizabeth knighted me. She handled the sword well, too.

"You're talking about Elizabeth I, right?"

"Wait, you're saying there was a second one?"

"Yeah."

"Was there a second Spanish Armada?"

"No, but there was a German air armada called The Blitz."

"I thought that Blitz was a brand of crackers."

"Yeah, well, we'll wake you in another 450 years, Sir Francis."
I was going to suggest that you were one of the ten people who had been born before she came to the throne ..... talking about Elizabeth I.
 
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