A Paper Bag

[Moondog Wily]

OK, this may be offensive to some, so I am going to put it in a spoiler comment! If you are easily offended or otherwise have the qualities of a snowflake, do not click the blurred section below ;~))

I believe the year was 1996 when I was at a grocery store. At the checkout, I was watching the cashier scan all my items, and I then heard this voice say "Paper or plastic". As I turned to look at this individual, I immediately thought "that is exactly what I would ask you if I had to shag you". So the joke is "What do you say to the obese ugly chick before you shag her? Paper or plastic?" I know, I am a horrible person but I am OK with that, it allows me to tolerate all the other horrible people in this world with much more sympathy ;~))

 

[Bogner]

OK, this may be offensive to some, so I am going to put it in a spoiler comment! If you are easily offended or otherwise have the qualities of a snowflake, do not click the blurred section below ;~))

I believe the year was 1996 when I was at a grocery store. At the checkout, I was watching the cashier scan all my items, and I then heard this voice say "Paper or plastic". As I turned to look at this individual, I immediately thought "that is exactly what I would ask you if I had to shag you". So the joke is "What do you say to the obese ugly chick before you shag her? Paper or plastic?" I know, I am a horrible person but I am OK with that, it allows me to tolerate all the other horrible people in this world with much more sympathy ;~))

Brilliant!

 

[Bogner]

Steve Vai

 

[dmatthews]

You got this or should I? I am 100% in either way!

I used to run a BBM channel with "Caption this". Was a riot!

 

[László]

Lots of people think they're smarter, better looking, and hipper than the other losers.

Including most of us!

Make your faces. I don't care as long as you play well, sound good, and don't bore me to tears.

 

[Tom Bradovich]

Dude! Anyone who can pull off what he did at Woodstock will peaking on acid, is OK by me.

Actually, I think it was mescaline. And he saw his guitar neck turn into a snake. Per Carlos, all he could hope for was that he'd play in tune. And man o man, what a performance!

OK, this may be offensive to some, so I am going to put it in a spoiler comment! If you are easily offended or otherwise have the qualities of a snowflake, do not click the blurred section below ;~))

I believe the year was 1996 when I was at a grocery store. At the checkout, I was watching the cashier scan all my items, and I then heard this voice say "Paper or plastic". As I turned to look at this individual, I immediately thought "that is exactly what I would ask you if I had to shag you". So the joke is "What do you say to the obese ugly chick before you shag her? Paper or plastic?" I know, I am a horrible person but I am OK with that, it allows me to tolerate all the other horrible people in this world with much more sympathy ;~))

I love it - politically incorrect humor!

 

[deathworlder]

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OK, this may be offensive to some, so I am going to put it in a spoiler comment! If you are easily offended or otherwise have the qualities of a snowflake, do not click the blurred section below ;~))

I believe the year was 1996 when I was at a grocery store. At the checkout, I was watching the cashier scan all my items, and I then heard this voice say "Paper or plastic". As I turned to look at this individual, I immediately thought "that is exactly what I would ask you if I had to shag you". So the joke is "What do you say to the obese ugly chick before you shag her? Paper or plastic?" I know, I am a horrible person but I am OK with that, it allows me to tolerate all the other horrible people in this world with much more sympathy ;~))

If she answers, "plastic", it might be worth the 'walk of shame'. Just saying...

 

[Maxime Bousquet]

Not Nancy Wilson.

Not Sophie Lloyd too !

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

Not Sophie Lloyd too !

NOT Gretchen Menn, Suzanna Hoffs or Orianthi!

 

[FatFingerBlues]

Not Sophie Lloyd too !

NOT Gretchen Menn, Suzanna Hoffs or Orianthi!

Horn Dogs
The lot of you!
At least I'm saving my self for Regan@PRS

 

[Maxime Bousquet]

NOT Gretchen Menn, Suzanna Hoffs or Orianthi!

100000% agree! which is more attractive than a woman and a guitar together!

 

[Daryl Jones]

All I know is y'all sure don't want to see my ugly mug distorted all to blazes when I have one of those "really into it" moments. Even my wife says I look stupid when that happens.
But she don't know s**t about music anyhoo so.

 

[Maxime Bousquet]

Sorry man! I wrote in your post, my translator sucks sometimes, I'll take the bag..

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Horn Dogs
The lot of you!
At least I'm saving my self for Regan@PRS

Only because she’s got her -

Camera

 

[DreamTheaterRules]

100000% agree! which is more attractive than a woman and a guitar together!

Nothing!!!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

100000% agree! which is more attractive than a woman and a guitar together!

Nothing!!!

It’s quite nice when a lady makes a good sandwich.

 

[alantig]

Huh. My wife said she wants to put two bags on my head. Just in case.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Huh. My wife said she wants to put two bags on my head. Just in case.

In case of what?!

 

[alantig]

The first time I saw Frank Zappa (in 1984), he stepped forward for a guitar solo, and did a full solo of guitar faces. Didn't play a note.

But that was also the tour in support of the album this was on.

 

[alantig]

In case of what?!

Breakage.