I'm hoping to cash mine in on a trophy wife.
My wife says I'm undeserving of any trophies at all, so I should give it to her to trade for a trophy husband.
Until we resolve this we've decided not to speak to each other.
"You didn't speak to each other before, either."
"Good point. Maybe I should just do a podcast instead of talking to her."
"The world will pay about as much attention to what you have to say as your wife does."
"But my wife doesn't realize how fascinating I am."
"Oh, she thought you'd be fascinating a zillion years ago when she married you, but it turned out you aren't fascinating at all. You're boring. So no one will listen to your podcast."