You've seen my wife in a g-string???
Holy crap I'm a dead man. Say your goodbyes now fellas. She finds out someone got one of those pictures and I'm a dead man. She'll be rich, and I'll be dead. This is not how I thought things were going to end up. I mean, I did tell her we could both retire now and travel the whole world, if she let me sell them, but she assured me she'd rather die broke than have them get out. And that she'd kill me in my sleep if they did.
Dang, maybe I should sell them now and try to get SOME money so I can try to run while I still can.