The Rumor Mill, an ignominious repository

[rugerpc]

"I read it on the interwebz, so it must be true..."

Rumor number 1.

PRS doesn't make working musicians' guitars. Only doctors and lawyers buy them.

 

[markd21]

I guess that is why other guitarists FREAK OUT at my gigs when they see me using the guitars onstage. Even the S2s, lol....but when I have something like my MC58 - something with a KILLER top - I get tons of questions:

Is that real?
Why would you play that out?
Can I touch it? I have never seen one in person!!!
Are you crazy?
Isn't that thing super expensive?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Only doctors and lawyers buy them.

It’s kinda hard to bring my diplomas to shows, so I’m glad they have this stigma. It makes it easier to flaunt my academic and financial superiority.

 

[Huggy Love]

That's the only reason I play them ........................ so chicks will *THINK* I'm a physician or attorney.

 

[Wakester]

I'm not a real Doctor, I just play a PRS,to make you think I am. Don't believe me, call my Legal Aid, he plays one too.

 

[jxe]

i am personally offended when anyone with a post-secondary education tries to play blues music.

 

[gush]

"I read it on the interwebz, so it must be true..."

PRS doesn't make working musicians' guitars. Only doctors and lawyers buy them.

Well hell.....I need to see a pay increase from my employer since I'm clearly a doctor or a lawyer.

Can't decide if I should object to something or find somebody that will let me perform exploratory surgery.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

i am personally offended when anyone with a post-secondary education tries to play blues music.

You don’t know true sorrow until you have student loan debt.

 

[bodia]

find somebody that will let me perform exploratory surgery.

So you can remove vital organs to sell on the Black Market in order to prolong your serious PRS habit?

 

[bodia]

You don’t know true sorrow until you have student loan debt.

and no meaningful job....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

and no meaningful job....

Really, is there such a thing as a meaningful job?

 

[bodia]

Really, is there such a thing as a meaningful job?

No gainful employment? I graduated from College, but I can only get a job at Hobby Lobby

 

[László]

"I read it on the interwebz, so it must be true..."

PRS doesn't make working musicians' guitars. Only doctors and lawyers buy them.

That’s how PRS keeps the riffraff out, isn’t it?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

No gainful employment? I graduated from College, but I can only get a job at Hobby Lobby

You really think they’d hire you after checking your social media?

 

[flux]

Really, is there such a thing as a meaningful job?

I dunno, but slinging guitars and gear was as close as I ever got...

 

[veinbuster]

i am personally offended when anyone with a post-secondary education tries to play blues music.

Sorry.

Does it help that I learned it before I went to a university?

 

[veinbuster]

Well hell.....I need to see a pay increase from my employer since I'm clearly a doctor or a lawyer.

Can't decide if I should object to something or find somebody that will let me perform exploratory surgery.

Go for the exploratory surgery. It’s way more fun.

 

[veinbuster]

Really, is there such a thing as a meaningful job?

Publishing a dictionary?

 

[jxe]

if there isn’t a doctor, a lawyer, and an insurance agent on this thread i’ll eat my hat.

 

[gush]

So you can remove vital organs to sell on the Black Market in order to prolong your serious PRS habit?

I've repaired ruptures on pigs so I'm confident in my abilities.

Save up for a PS with SS frets!!!!