Experience PRS 2020 Update

[dmatthews]

I just read a few of the "PRS Just Canceled The Experience" threads on another PRS-centric page and all I can say is THANK YOU.
Thank you for being cool, thank you for being civil and thank you for acting like adults.
Man, the sh!t is getting ugly out there.

And I want to thank YOU TOO!!!
You guys did me a solid.
Said it before and I'll say it again and again.
PRS makes the BEST guitars on earth!

 

[László]

“But how do we know he’s a witch?!”

Hmmm. In the middle ages there was the float test. They'd tie up the accused witch, and throw her/him into a body of water. If the person floated to the top, they were a witch, and got burned at the stake. If they sank and drowned, they were said to be innocent. But dead either way.

Justice is blind, right?

 

[alantig]

Hmmm. In the middle ages there was the float test. They'd tie up the accused witch, and throw her/him into a body of water. If the person floated to the top, they were a witch, and got burned at the stake. If they sank and drowned, they were said to be innocent. But dead either way.

Justice is blind, right?

What else floats on water?

 

[WEDGE]

What else floats on water?

Ivory soap...

 

[dmatthews]

What else floats on water?

Very small rocks?

 

[László]

What else floats on water?

Corks. Corks float on anything.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

What else floats on water?

A Duck!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Like this?

And I’m spent!

 

[alantig]

A Duck!

So, logically...

 

[dmatthews]

So, logically...

If she weighs the same as a duck...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

If she weighs the same as a duck...

She’s made of wood....

 

[11top]

What else floats on water?

Baby Ruth?

 

[11top]

What else floats on water?

She’s made of wood....

What floats? Anything that is under 62 lbs per cubic foot. So, most woods float. However, don’t try floating your Lignum Vitae (guayacan) guitars. LV is approximately 80 lbs per cubic foot, and will sink like a mutha.

 

[JustRob]

She’s made of wood....

We could build a bridge out of her.

 

[jxe]

What floats? Anything that is under 62 lbs per cubic foot. So, most woods float. However, don’t try floating your Lignum Vitae (guayacan) guitars. LV is approximately 80 lbs per cubic foot, and will sink like a mutha.

carve a canoe and find 12 guys to help carry it to the lake.

 

[dmatthews]

We could build a bridge out of her.

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge out of stone?

 

[Alnus Rubra]

And thereforrrreeee?!

 

[Plugske]

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Better get the barbecue on!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

You want us to go bust some heads?

We could send in the Berts!