Easy Start Guide For Heavy Metal

[alantig]

Saw this in a Vintage Guitar e-mail. Thought it might be helpful for some.

 

[bodia]

Saw this in a Vintage Guitar e-mail. Thought it might be helpful for some.

This made me laugh

 

[DISTORT6]

As always, THRASH needs more beer!

 

[HANGAR18]

Saw this in a Vintage Guitar e-mail. Thought it might be helpful for some.

Yep. That's pretty close!

 

[PBGas]

Fantastic! LOL!

 

[Warmart]

Clearly shows the supremacy of Thrash, though I must say I'm somewhat intrigued by the prospect of Doom, I like me some riffage

 

[d4rkst4r]

Cookie Monster....ROFL!


Guess I'd sound that way too if I had a hand up me backside...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Prog metal for the physicist guitar player!

 

[Black-Viper75]

Man, this sooooo good!!! Thanks for sharing.

 

[Boogie]

Saw this in a Vintage Guitar e-mail. Thought it might be helpful for some.

Whoa...I’m pretty sure X’s exponent in the numerator is 4, not 2.

 

[László]

Do you need put on a special costume to play metal, or is anyone who wants to allowed to do it?

Like, could an all-dentist or lawyer band in business suits be a metal band after work without having to change into black leather and chains?

'Cause I have these friends...

"You forgot to mention an all-doctor band."

"I think metal would violate their Hippocratic oath."

 

[Aahzz]

This thread has made me happy.

 

[DISTORT6]

Do you need put on a special costume to play metal, or is anyone who wants to allowed to do it?

Like, could an all-dentist or lawyer band in business suits be a metal band after work without having to change into black leather and chains?

'Cause I have these friends...

"You forgot to mention an all-doctor band."

"I think metal would violate their Hippocratic oath."

A very wise man wrote these lyrics many years ago...

It doesn't matters how you wear your hair
It's what inside your head
United Forces stand for all strong and fair
Black, white and yellow and red

 

[Coral Sky Music]

Love This Post!!

A very wise man wrote these lyrics many years ago...

It doesn't matters how you wear your hair
It's what inside your head
United Forces stand for all strong and fair
Black, white and yellow and red

U.S.A. For M.O.D.

 

[Serious Poo]

Oblig.

 

[tbp0701]

I mastered a few metal albums for indie bands in the late 80s/early 90s. A few songs have stuck with me, including one that was about making a salad. A quick breakdown:

Riff, with lyrics.
"I need lettuce. I get the lettuce. I put it in the shopping cart."
"I need tomatoes. I get tomatoes. I put them in the shopping cart."
(Etc. Ingredients varied by verse).
Chorus, double time:
"I'm making salad! I'm making salad!" (Etc, with occasional expletives).

 

[Serious Poo]

Also oblig.

 

[Herr Squid]

Do you need put on a special costume to play metal, or is anyone who wants to allowed to do it?

Like, could an all-dentist or lawyer band in business suits be a metal band after work without having to change into black leather and chains?

You can do it all the ways. Some of the best can pull it off in blue jeans and a T-Shirt. But there's also stuff like this:

 

[Wakester]

You can do it all the ways. Some of the best can pull it off in blue jeans and a T-Shirt. But there's also stuff like this:

This was an interesting group. To bad one of the girls left, and the guitarist died tragically.

 

[Boogie]

You can’t own a Mesa/Boogie amp for 30 years without dipping your toe in the Metal lake every once in a while. My neighbors have been treated to Pull Me Under on several occasions.