Alnus Rubra
Loving nature’s wonders
No one knows how old I am, including me.
The calendar hadn't been invented when I was born, and there was really no need to keep track of seasons, since agriculture hadn't been invented, and it was always winter.
Dirt had been invented, but there wasn't much of it around because where I lived was covered with ice all year.
All we knew was 'it's very cold', 'it's not as cold', and 'oh crap, snowing again'. There wasn't rain, It either snowed, or didn't snow. Kind of like Michigan from November - May.
On snowy days it was easier to track mammoths, so we did the Let's Hunt Mammoth In The Snow' dance to rock music.
I probably forgot to mention this before - there was rock music, made by knocking two rocks together. Although we couldn't count to two, because numbers and counting hadn't been thought of yet, we could hold a rock in each hand and that was enough. However, we didn't know why that was enough. There weren't logical explanations for that, or anything else, because thinking hadn't been invented until much later.
This is probably why my posts are so pointless.
Hence the “Two Rock” amp.