Best lockdown purchase

I feel we should fix that.
Not that it will be life changing, but you should know what it’s about.
A pure tele will have bits something like this

I keep looking at the 70th anniversary Broadcasters, then I get that feeling... that chill... ice picks in the back of my head... the fearsome glower of SWMBO.

Of course I also look at HBII's. I am doomed.