What I'd love to find is probably a unicorn: a non-10 Top 24-08 in Charcoal Cherry Burst with a Pattern Regular neck. But like I said, the Pattern Thin neck feels comfortable enough to me, and judging by the responses here and the fact that PRS no longer offer CU24s with Pattern Regular necks likely means they didn't have enough orders to justify the cost of having two different neck carves.
Thanks for all the replies, but maybe it isn't totally worth the hassle.