What happened to PRS Fanboy: A sorted tale of deceit and, well who knows?

[alantig]

Which was odd, because he'd never gotten a call from whiskey before, but apparently this was his new surreality, so he answered the call to hear...

 

[Moondog Wily]

Gotten the vaccine and by result his tracking device. He realized it was a dark and stormy night, and a ship appeared on the horizon. Suddenly, a shot rang out...

. . . and he heard what sounded like a bullet passing near his left ear! It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's SuperFan(Boy)! With little time to waste, he vaccinated himself against stupidity and proceeded to . . .

 

[aphantomvaper]

Realize the element of stupidity is in far greater abundance than hydrogen. No vaccine will work for long. Gathering his didos in the dido case, he proceeded to...

 

[Wakester]

realize he may have made a spelling error. But neverminding that, he looked up the specs of a 594 Hollow Body McCarty and began to ....

 

[Moondog Wily]

realize he may have made a spelling error. But neverminding that, he looked up the specs of a 594 Hollow Body McCarty and began to ....

. . . imagine guitar notes that would irritate, an executive kind of guy! Wait a minute, did we just enter Joe's Garage or is this the fabled . . .