When last I checked, I was a pretty decent acoustic guitar player. OK, not a Tony McManus, but I could do an ad project and sound reasonably good. I'd never have bought my PS acoustic otherwise. Not that it'd have been
wrong, just not something I'd have done.
But ever since Covid. I've played it only sporadically. I've concentrated on orchestral writing, and when I've played guitar, it's been mainly electric.
I've practiced the acoustic for the last couple of weeks trying to get the hands back in shape. Today I felt confident, and decided to record it and see how things sounded (I always think I'm brilliant until I hear playback). So I set up a mic, got the height just right, used the mic and mic preamp that have always sounded great with this guitar, and thought I'd be rockin' and rollin' like a champeen.
It was not to be.
Friends, when I heard playback, I wasn't just lousy, I was
execrable.
Picking? Inaccurate. Timing? Marginal. Tone? Who could even tell with multiple failures to get an even, clean note. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. An embarrassment to myself and all of humankind!
If people needed qualify for a license in order to play guitar, I'd have had mine confiscated by the guitar police right then and there. If playing badly was an indictable offense, I'd be doing time.
I have some work to do! I just hope it's not too late and I haven't lost it permanently!