Oh, I've been around a long time. I have MUCH to feel guilty about, so maybe I'm making up for all the errors of my youth.
"Dude, you're still making the errors of your youth, because you're you, which is to say, a little off the beaten path."
"Maybe that's what keeps me thinking young?"
"You no longer think young. You just think the way you think is young. It's called dementia."
"So this is dementia? It's not so bad. Don't Bogart that joint."
"There's no joint."
"Don't tell me that. I'm having a good time."
I like where your head's at...Wherever that may be.