The fact that it took Black Sabbath - considered the founders of heavy metal - so long to get in is a prime indicator of how bogus the process is...or Kiss
Black Sabbath didn't found heavy metal at all.
The genre was literally named after Led Zeppelin - lead being a heavy metal, get it? When the first Led Zep album came out, it was the absolute heaviest thing anyone had ever heard. The Sabbaths and all the others came later, and followed Zeppelin; in Black Sabbath's case, their first album was released around the same time as Led Zeppelin's third album.
And "heavy metal" was a fairly derisive term at first, the critics (especially Rolling Stone) HATED Zep. It was meant to lump all the heavy bands together dismissively.
Black Sabbath was hardly taken seriously when they came out. I remember we used to laugh at their lyrics. It reminded me (and my circle of college friends) of The Crazy World of Arthur Brown-devil-novelty music. Which to me was akin to stuff like "The Monster Mash," and "Flying Purple People Eater."
Compared to Zep (I was not all that much of a Zep fan, though I liked their work) it seemed like bad imitation and was preposterously amateurish. It got better later on. I will go so far as to say that. But original? No. Intelligent? Only in a making-money from the I'm-bad-ass-in-middle-school-kids sense.
And Kiss? For real? Metal bubblegum. Purely exploitative copy-tainment.
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Tinkle Binkle & Periwinkle
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From the desk of Percival Periwinkle
For immediate release:
We see that Mr. LSchefman has once again stepped on his own male equipment, and expressed his unwanted opinion sharing his unpopular musical taste with the world, thereby offending many. We are saddened by this, and wish to express our sincerest apology on behalf of LSchefman, who seems to lack the good sense to shut the F up regardless of our advice. Therefore, we are once again obliged to step in, and clean up the mess for this...person.
Clearly, the man is impossible, but we, his advisors, are not to blame. Therefore, we hereby reserve the right to withdraw as his public relations firm, especially since he has refused to honor our invoices for nearly 17 years. We think we have been very patient with this no-good, self-absorbed, madman, who thinks that he, and he alone, has the right to criticize everyone else's taste and judgment. Well, he doesn't!
To think that this miserable excuse for a human being would have the unmitigated hubris to inflict his opinions on the rest of humanity boggles the mind.
Oh look, we've done it again. We've criticized our very own client. But he deserves it! He is an idiot, a lout, a laggard, a parvenu! Who does he think he is!!!
Hang on a second...(whispered) W
hat's that you say? He...paid our bill?
Ahem. Well, we are certain that this entire misunderstanding has been cleared up, and that LSchefman had no intention of ruffling any feathers, since he is our wonderful client. Therefore, we remain,
Tinkle, Binkle & Periwinkle
Percival P. Periwinkle, on behalf of the firm.