How good would you be...

[John]

I'm hardly ever here these days, but I still wish I could spend more time practicing the guitar. But alas, I feel like all the practice in the world at this time won't force me out of a writer's block when it does arise.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

I'm hardly ever here these days, but I still wish I could spend more time practicing the guitar. But alas, I feel like all the practice in the world at this time won't force me out of a writer's block when it does arise.

Plus, you don’t need to practice, you rip.

 

[ScottR]

Dude, that’s sandle tan.

No THIS is a "sandal tan"...I can't help it...I live a life of leisure...don't hate me.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

No THIS is a "sandal tan"...I can't help it...I live a life of leisure...don't hate me.

I have the same tanlines.... on my butt.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

No THIS is a "sandal tan"...I can't help it...I live a life of leisure...don't hate me.

Ah that’s why they call them a thong!

 

[bodia]

I have the same tanlines.... on my butt.

Sprayed on!

 

[dmatthews]

No THIS is a "sandal tan"...I can't help it...I live a life of leisure...don't hate me.

Guitar goes great with the shorts dude.

 

[Boogie]

Sprayed on!

I hope he Nair-ed first.

 

[11top]

I have the same tanlines.... on my butt.

Ah that’s why they call them a thong!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

That’s what we call a “cup” for whilst playing cricket, to protect your wicket!

 

[11top]

That’s what we call a “cup” for whilst playing cricket, to protect your wicket!

That’s what we call a jock to protect your c....... Oh never mind.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

That’s what we call a jock to protect your c....... Oh never mind.

Haha! I should have mentioned that it protects your bails as well!

 

[11top]

Haha! I should have mentioned that it protects your bails as well!

Actually, I believe that’s priority #1.

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Actually, I believe that’s priority #1.

I’ve just got the phrase “sticky wicket”!!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Actually, I believe that’s priority #1.

At this point, I believe it’s #2, but what do I know.

 

[11top]

I have the same tanlines.... on my butt.

At this point, I believe it’s #2, but what do I know.

Is #1 to get a better tan?

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Is #1 to get a better tan?

I’m a redhead. I don’t tan

 

[Boogie]

I’m a redhead. I don’t tan

But I’m a redhead...or used to be...and can tan. Burn first, then tan.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

But I’m a redhead...or used to be...and can tan. Burn first, then tan.

Yeah, burn and freckle, then tan in a more red than brown sort of way.

 

[ScottR]

Yeah, burn and freckle, then tan in a more red than brown sort of way.

The Ginger Goddess has two colors...lobster and transparent.