Not submarines, actually. That was just clickbait.
No my friends, I'm talking about boots instead of shoes kind of boots.
I just don't like plain old shoes very much. I like boots. So I have a few pairs of Chelsea boots for more dressy occasions, and some super-nice cowboy boots that could work just fine for any occasion, but my wife thinks they're goofy. I'm pretty sure she's right, but I like them anyway.
Yesterday as we were getting ready to go to a not-all-that-dressy couples shower we were co-hosting for my nephew at a restaurant, I started to pull out my cowboy boots. My wife said,
"Not the cowboy boots!"
I replied that there are plenty of occasions where cowboy boots are a sweet choice.
"Sure," she said. "Rodeos."
[insert laugh track]
We're taking my kids out to dinner tonight. My plan is to get dressed WITH the cowboy boots before she notices.
This is not my first rodeo.