Not submarines, actually. That was just clickbait.
No my friends, I'm talking about boots instead of shoes kind of boots.
I just don't like plain old shoes very much. I like boots. So I have a few pairs of Chelsea boots for more dressy occasions, and some super-nice cowboy boots that could work just fine for any occasion, but my wife thinks they're goofy. I'm pretty sure she's right, but I like them anyway.
Yesterday as we were getting ready to go to a not-all-that-dressy couples shower we were co-hosting for my nephew at a restaurant, I started to pull out my cowboy boots. My wife said, "Not the cowboy boots!"
I replied that there are plenty of occasions where cowboy boots are a sweet choice.
"Sure," she said. "Rodeos."
[insert laugh track]
We're taking my kids out to dinner tonight. My plan is to get dressed WITH the cowboy boots before she notices.
This is not my first rodeo.
No my friends, I'm talking about boots instead of shoes kind of boots.
I just don't like plain old shoes very much. I like boots. So I have a few pairs of Chelsea boots for more dressy occasions, and some super-nice cowboy boots that could work just fine for any occasion, but my wife thinks they're goofy. I'm pretty sure she's right, but I like them anyway.
Yesterday as we were getting ready to go to a not-all-that-dressy couples shower we were co-hosting for my nephew at a restaurant, I started to pull out my cowboy boots. My wife said, "Not the cowboy boots!"
I replied that there are plenty of occasions where cowboy boots are a sweet choice.
"Sure," she said. "Rodeos."
[insert laugh track]
We're taking my kids out to dinner tonight. My plan is to get dressed WITH the cowboy boots before she notices.
This is not my first rodeo.
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