With all the "Keto" spam I've seen lately...

My daughter’s boyfriend is doing the Keto thing. Other than that and the fact he primarily plays acoustic, he seems okay. He does have an interest in PRS, so he may be redeemable.

There was a news story last week that women who do the Keto thing are apparently prone to a condition called “Keto crotch”. It’s pretty much what you’re thinking. And if you’re not sure, the punch line to a joke about a similar situation is “Then it must be your feet!” And now I’m out of clues. (That’s right, I just admitted I’m clueless.)
 
Although... “Caveman Crotch” can be embarrassing...


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That one, and the one where "brilliant" is all sarcastic and she's calling me an idiot.
Yeah...I feel ya bro...when I catch that disapproving "another guitar?! Really? Tone". I just call her a dream crusher....storm out, and order something guitar related...for real.

But, remember I come from the Evel Kinevel generation so I gotta get my adrenal dump from somewhere. Aghhh! There's nothing like a little "redhead roulette" to get the blood pumpin! ;)
 
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