dmatthews
Dave's not here
Learn how to juggle
is that even possible?Dude! Don’t ruin nipples for me.
No.is that even possible?
I just put them in a box with all the rest of the parts I took off of my SE to go along with it if I ever sell it or trade it in. (Fat chance)Let me start by saying how much I adore the big pile of SE’s I own. A few of them I even find just as much enjoyment with as any other guitars I’ve ever owned, but..
Those are the worst lookin Amber knobs I’ve ever come across!
I immediately purchase lampshades or dig through my parts stash to find some old Amber speedknobs whenever I get an SE with those bright orange glow-y mfkers on ‘em.
Dunno how or why I’ve never seen em on any other brand (not that I look too much) are they exclusive? Anyhow, I have a few sets sitting unused and am trying to come up with a way to up-cycle and repurpose them into something useful. Here’s what I’ve got so far:
Tip replacements for toy guns.
Put them in your eye sockets for a last minute “Dark Brandon” costume.
Place them in your yard to mark buried utility lines.
Bicycle reflector replacements
Put a string through them and wear it as a clown nose
Wrap them in cellophane and hand them out as Halloween candy
Put them in cheese ball container to stage your kitchen when selling your house
Use them as a portable color palette/eye protection for the tanning salon (when you’re as orange as the knobs, you’re done!)
What else have you got?
I just put them in a box with all the rest of the parts I took off of my SE to go along with it if I ever sell it or trade it in. (Fat chance)
But if I wasn’t going to do that:
Put them under the sheet at the foot of the wife’s side of the bed.
Use them as targets on a fence post for pellet gun practice.
Swap them onto a bandmate’s guitar when he’s not looking during a break.
Mail them back to the factory with a note that just says, “REALLY?”.
Roll them down the road from the top of the hill I live on to see how far they get.
Throw them out into the crowd like they were picks.
Take them with me the next time I visit the factory and ask if anyone would like to defend them.
Now that’s funny!! Yeah, every few weeks go back and do it again lolAnother thought...leave one on the floor under a guitar rack at Guitar Center. If you can bring yourself to go in a Guitar Center.
Fact!Lampshades make everything better.
Lampshades make everything better.
Well I have to admit, they do look better. Enabler!!!