What do you use you old SE Amber knobs for?

sergiodeblanc

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Let me start by saying how much I adore the big pile of SE’s I own. A few of them I even find just as much enjoyment with as any other guitars I’ve ever owned, but..

Those are the worst lookin Amber knobs I’ve ever come across!

I immediately purchase lampshades or dig through my parts stash to find some old Amber speedknobs whenever I get an SE with those bright orange glow-y mfkers on ‘em.

Dunno how or why I’ve never seen em on any other brand (not that I look too much) are they exclusive? Anyhow, I have a few sets sitting unused and am trying to come up with a way to up-cycle and repurpose them into something useful. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

Tip replacements for toy guns.

Put them in your eye sockets for a last minute “Dark Brandon” costume.

Place them in your yard to mark buried utility lines.

Bicycle reflector replacements

Put a string through them and wear it as a clown nose

Wrap them in cellophane and hand them out as Halloween candy

Put them in cheese ball container to stage your kitchen when selling your house

Use them as a portable color palette/eye protection for the tanning salon (when you’re as orange as the knobs, you’re done!)



What else have you got?
 
Nipple twisters?

For those that wear the big hoop ear thingys that stretch out your earlobes, use these instead. Sorry, as a dude in his mid 50s, I have no idea what they're called.

Glue them to your TV to remind you of the good old days when TVs had knobs.

Toss them on the floor for something to step on instead of Legos

Glue them to the front and back of your car to use as bumper guards
 
Replace knobs on some amplifiers
Kitchen stove knob replacements
Revenge cake sprinkles
Joke insert for the doctor's eyes on your next colonoscopy
Vibrator enhancers
Attach to spoons to give your favorite percussion instruments that special tone
Tuning knobs
Glue them to back of the body of guitar to not have the guitar pressing up against you so much
Hanging from your rear view mirror in low rider

I think there may be one or two more uses, but they are not coming to mind at the moment! Best of luck and if none of these choices work out, you could always take them to the Goodwill store or sell them on eBay (price high, it attracts the rich idiots)!!
 
Nipple twisters?

For those that wear the big hoop ear thingys that stretch out your earlobes, use these instead. Sorry, as a dude in his mid 50s, I have no idea what they're called.

Glue them to your TV to remind you of the good old days when TVs had knobs.

Toss them on the floor for something to step on instead of Legos

Glue them to the front and back of your car to use as bumper guards
‘flesh tunnels’.
 
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