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[László]

Don't sell yourself short, Les. This is the internet. You can be ANYTHING you want, on the internet. The world is your oyster.

Hmmm....

Hi, I'm Julie Bowen, nice to meet you!

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Hmmm....

Hi, I'm Julie Bowen, nice to meet you!

Julie??? Is it really you??? I love you!!!

 

[bodia]

It’s true. I once catfished a group of dudes into buying me a guitar because I posed as a 40 something unsuccessful male musician.

No way they woulda come through if they knew I was an attractive 22 year old Asian woman.

Sh!t........I was never gonna tell anyone........

 

[bodia]

Julie??? Is it really you??? I love you!!!

Past her prime...........














button pushed!

 

[László]

Julie??? Is it really you??? I love you!!!

Would you like a tattoo?

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Sh!t........I was never gonna tell anyone........

Well duh, if I was close enough to get regular in person visits.... neither would I! "No honey, I'm going to visit one of my "guitar buddies." In fact, I'm taking a guitar with me. And some taco supplies. Don't wait up for dinner."

 

[sergiodeblanc]

LMAO!!!!

https://imgur.com/a/XUX1TME

 

[Deleted member 5962]

https://imgur.com/a/XUX1TME

Hey, you got game. Is that a mini skirt?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Hey, you got game. Is that a mini skirt?

Yeah, I just got done playing tennis.

 

[bodia]

Yeah, I just got done playing tennis.

Tennis? I thought you were one of us, not some elitist. No offense to anyone that plays tennis

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Tennis? I thought you were one of us, not some elitist. No offense to anyone that plays tennis

I think we've all been fooled. Anyone who goes from "the club" to guitar, and without changing clothes... ELITIST!

I'm oddly disappointed, and yet aroused.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Tennis? I thought you were one of us, not some elitist. No offense to anyone that plays tennis

I think we've all been fooled. Anyone who goes from "the club" to guitar, and without changing clothes... ELITIST!

I'm oddly disappointed, and yet aroused.

It’s my only outfit, and I need my tennis scholarship or I’ll be forced to live on the streets.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

It’s my only outfit, and I need my tennis scholarship or I’ll be forced to live on the streets.

Do you have a scholarship fund on your FansOnly page?

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Do you have a scholarship fund on your FansOnly page?

Nah, it’s on my BookFace instead.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Nah, it’s on my BookFace instead.

Did I get it wrong again?? LOL Well, proves I don't go to those.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Did I get it wrong again?? LOL Well, proves I don't go to those.

Me either. Women give me money, not the other way around.

 

[Deleted member 5962]

Me either. Women give me money, not the other way around.

MY IDOL!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Sh!t........I was never gonna tell anyone........

That “man suit” and voice changer on the “white westie video” were really convincing!

 

[bodia]

That “man suit” and voice changer on the “white westie video” were really convincing!

Giggle!

 

[sergiodeblanc]

That “man suit” and voice changer on the “white westie video” were really convincing!

That was the father of my host family, I’m an au pair here for university.

That’s why he looked so surprised! TBH they were all kinda bummed when I told them it was really mine.