NGD so close yet so far. Curse you employment!

The last time I had a day job was in the 80s, and even then I worked for myself.

It makes me feel ancient to acknowledge that.

But the bonus is that I haven’t had pretend diarrhea in a very long time. :)
 
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Here it is, in its satin glory.

 
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Diarrhea. Nobody ever messes with diarrhea or checks to see if you’re lying.

So true. At one job, I told my boss, "John, I've got wicked diarrhea and need to go home." He simply replied "Goodbye" turned around and walked off...no questions, no recoil, nothing. He couldn't get away from me fast enough...haha.
 
So true. At one job, I told my boss, "John, I've got wicked diarrhea and need to go home." He simply replied "Goodbye" turned around and walked off...no questions, no recoil, nothing. He couldn't get away from me fast enough...haha.

Wise guy this boss of yours... he knew that you'd be trashing the office toilet multiple times and he'd eventually suffer the consequences of that.
 
I told my boss that I had to call off due to wicked diarrhea (I was prepping for the exam if you get the drift).

He said "Didn't you once say that your office is right next to the restroom?"

I hung up the phone and went back on the clock.....I work from home.

Nice guitar!!
 
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