Least Favorite Guitar Care Chores

[11top]

I hate it when this happens...

I want one of those machines.

 

[dmatthews]

I want one of those machines.

Imagine the thought process of the guy or gal that brought this thing to fruition.
Imagine the look on people's faces when he first described it.

 

[11top]

I want one of those machines.

I’d call it the “Termitenator.”

 

[Alnus Rubra]

I’d call it the “Termitenator.”

The “Pine Gone”!

 

[dmatthews]

The “Pine Gone”!

Bark Biter

 

[László]

Bark Biter

The Treehugger’s Lament

 

[11top]

Chewy Barka

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Chips Away!

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Saw Dust Buster

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Eats Shoots and Leaves

 

[watelessness]

It's a Lorax

 

[vchizzle]

Ugh. Polishing frets that I’ve let go too long. That said, it beats any household cleaning.

 

[ScottR]

I just call it Bad A$$...

 

[Tosca]

I hate it when this happens...

I’m not sure that is safe to use on a nitro finish...

 

[11top]

I’m not sure that is safe to use on a nitro finish...

It would gum up the blades.

 

[Parralax view]

I cheap out and am asked by SWMBO, "WHY are you using a pencil eraser on your guitars frets????

 

[László]

I cheap out and am asked by SWMBO, "WHY are you using a pencil eraser on your guitars frets????

Points for knowing what a fret is, though. Here’s how things go at Chez Les...

“Hon, check out the beautiful fretwork on this guitar!”

“I won’t lie, I’m about as interested in that guitar as you’re interested in this lipstick, which is to say, not at all interested.”