What else would you expect from me
Les you still didn't get a handle I would call prs and complain how are you going to carry it around.
Wait, you don't have people who carry stuff around for you?
* I just laughed when he said that (I'm his typist). *
** I laughed, too (I read internet forum posts to him in Swedish) .**
*** I didn't think it was that funny (he doesn't speak Swedish actually, so I translate and put it into the form of comic books that he likes). ***
**** Well, I thought it was clever enough (I read the comic book dialog bubbles out loud to him and show him the pictures). ****
***** I didn't laugh but I'll have the last laugh tonight (he hires me to have sex with his wife). *****
****** I read those comic books while I'm on the can, they're clever (I don't want to tell you what I do for him because it's too personal). ******
******* I must take credit for this (I tell him what to say). *******
******** Well none of you are as important as I am, I tell him what to think (I'm his mother). **********
********* Oh really,? Well, without me you'd all be nothing (I'm God)! *************
********** Get with the program, God, I'm far more important than you are (I'm a federal judge) .**************