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veinbuster said:
but instead they became the Wasted Knights of Bingo Bongo. They were virtually useless when they Evil Overland rode in on his spotted horse and declared...
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I am the King and Queen of this world. That immediately confused all because how can you be both King and Queen unless,...
 
jumping up and down on a half-baked pizza when the electricity meter goes clunk, whistling Dixie. Imagine how that would look with their...
 
toothace said:
...static electricity was rising to a dangerous level. Rub those thighs too long and you'd get enough built up to...
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...shock their remaining 4 brain cells into a gaseous state, officially making their shoe-size IQ...
 
ticket-desk in the train station, advancing to the front of the queue, only to find the man he'd been avoiding was right there beside him. There was no escaping the outcome. Inspecteur Curieux de l'Office Européen de Transpot examined the dead man's shoes and said to his partner...
 
charliefrench said:
ticket-desk in the train station, advancing to the front of the queue, only to find the man he'd been avoiding was right there beside him. There was no escaping the outcome. Inspecteur Curieux de l'Office Européen de Transpot examined the dead man's shoes and said to his partner...
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"Jundeux ces't huh huh huh..." at least that's what it sounded like to his partner who was from Kentucky. Jeb had trouble understanding what European's were saying, he often thought they had a different word for everything. The only reason he was able to transfer and got the job in the first place was because...
 
sergiodeblanc said:
"Jundeux ces't huh huh huh..." at least that's what it sounded like to his partner who was from Kentucky. Jeb had trouble understanding what European's were saying, he often thought they had a different word for everything. The only reason he was able to transfer and got the job in the first place was because...
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...well...bourbon. Being from Kentucky and all, Jeb could distill up some bourbon with the best of 'em. And Bourbon was something the Inspector had a weakness for, ever since...
 
toothace said:
...well...bourbon. Being from Kentucky and all, Jeb could distill up some bourbon with the best of 'em. And Bourbon was something the Inspector had a weakness for, ever since...
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that incident with the midget trollup in Barcelona. The one thing he couldn't get out of his mind when the Fire department showed up the next morning was...
 
dmatthews said:
that incident with the midget trollup in Barcelona. The one thing he couldn't get out of his mind when the Fire department showed up the next morning was...
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...the thought that this was so not what he meant when he told the genie he want a series of short and/or hot encounters he could tell his friends about, but he'd clearly forgotten that 'genie' is just a European word for 'jagoff', and that someday he would have his revenge on the genie or...
 
be forever remembered for his tenor feature on the Mexican classic '¿Cuánto pagaste por tus zapatos?'. Inspecteur Curieux banged his head in the doorway but it hurt none. He too had something on his mind. The train-station murder and this fire are somehow linked. Jeb began to peel an orange one-handedly in his pocket but L'Inspecteur Curieux had a nose for everything and laughed his leg off when...
 
sorta naturally heavy on the right side?". Jeb's adam's-apple did the helter-skelter below his now reddening face. Inspecteur Curieux began to get himself together . La femme de chambre came on the offensive and this means she knows something. The smell of burnt embers hung in the air and he wants to know what she might have seen through the keyhole before the alarm was raised. Like a magician, a notebook appears in his hand. Jeb pretends to know where he is going with this. La femme de chambre is now in the spotlight and she's looking caught. We are interrupted at this moment by a...
 
charliefrench said:
sorta naturally heavy on the right side?". Jeb's adam's-apple did the helter-skelter below his now reddening face. Inspecteur Curieux began to get himself together . La femme de chambre came on the offensive and this means she knows something. The smell of burnt embers hung in the air and he wants to know what she might have seen through the keyhole before the alarm was raised. Like a magician, a notebook appears in his hand. Jeb pretends to know where he is going with this. La femme de chambre is now in the spotlight and she's looking caught. We are interrupted at this moment by a...
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clicking sound that the gun chamber made:rolleyes:
Everybody froze, except for the...
 
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