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...pirate would even know about Arkansas anyway? It's just too hard to believe...

what's even harder to believe was that Murray actually had a full head of hair underneath that bald cap. In fact he was known throughout Hollwood for his amazingly thick locks and his...
 
what's even harder to believe was that Murray actually had a full head of hair underneath that bald cap. In fact he was known throughout Hollwood for his amazingly thick locks and his...

Bagels. Which were awesome when served in a dirty ashtray with.....
 
the Sage. The Sage wore a large robe in order to hide his tentacles. Actually there were eleventacles, but who's counting? After all, he was rather odd, and with that hat that looked like a...

...throwback to his days in that abortive trio project with Parsley and Rosemary (a project formed in a desperate attempt to keep their careers alive after Thyme had fallen under Prince's influence), although the robe was more along the lines of....
 
...throwback to his days in that abortive trio project with Parsley and Rosemary (a project formed in a desperate attempt to keep their careers alive after Thyme had fallen under Prince's influence), although the robe was more along the lines of....

a quilt. Which previously adorned a couch in the far north reaches of....
 
eating thick bacon and maple syrup, thus negating centuries of spiritual beliefs and...

deciding, right then and there, to move their monastery to Belgium and start brewing beer to go with the bacon and maple syrup. This caused all kinds of issues with.....
 
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