1000 useless posts (reloaded)

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  1. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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  2. toothace

    toothace At least I'm good at dentistry

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  3. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    there really is no end. Well there was SUPPOSED to be an end, but I missed out on being the 1000th post on my own thread, which makes me a big fat loser. And now it's ended.
    But that doesn't matter, cuz now the subject has changed. BTW... what is the subject anyway? is it...
     
  4. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Maryanne, or Ginger?
     
  5. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    Lovey Howell, actually. I mean she was hella rich, and with that kinda money you could buy a lot of...
     
  6. Atomic

    Atomic Who Dat

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    Melons. Sweet juicy melons
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    And..
     
  7. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump New Member

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    so begins the contest to see who is crowned "King Leer" and the nominees are ....

    oh no, no. no ....

    but I'll think about it while I get my c-cells to fill my flashlight to finally get myself that beer ...
     
  8. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    that I so richly deserve for helping the GILF across the street instead of....
     
  9. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    inviting her back to my place for some gilfy pleasure. Or was that...
     
  10. Boogie

    Boogie SuperD

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    ...take her on a cruise out of Tampa, across the GILF of Mexico so we could...
     
  11. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    take advantage of all the presents. But that would be looking a gilf horse in the mouth, and that's just plain...
     
  12. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    dangerous. They bite if you......
     
  13. veinbuster

    veinbuster Coming of age

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    try to rub their belly. They prefer a pat on...
     
  14. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    the goiter or a carrot up their...
     
  15. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    ...tailpipe, which leaves them exhausted and ready for a little...
     
  16. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    game of mini gilf. That always makes you feel...
     
  17. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    like channeling Carl Spackler since we're going on about GILF's. "Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head? " This leads directly to....
     
  18. Tucson Thump

    Tucson Thump New Member

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    some rodent stealing the show, yes, Ted Baxter! Mary couldn't believe it when he was on air and said ...
     
  19. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    AR Kansas, like a pirate instead of Arkansas like everybody else, I mean geez, what kind of a...
     
  20. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...pirate would even know about Arkansas anyway? It's just too hard to believe...
     

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