1000 posts about nothing

[sergiodeblanc]

binge at dress for less. Shopping for clothes would be much better if the stores had swirly drinks. What goes with an orange-blue swirl better than...

a green guitar? Is this the outfit I have been looking for or is...

 

[dmatthews]

a green guitar? Is this the outfit I have been looking for or is...

you just happy to see me, he said whilst...

 

[bodia]

you just happy to see me, he said whilst...

munching on faux tacos and slurping the swirly drink. This all led to a night of....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

munching on faux tacos and slurping the swirly drink. This all led to a night of....

uninterrupted sleep. Well, except for the heartburn, panic attacks, and nightmares of...

 

[dmatthews]

uninterrupted sleep. Well, except for the heartburn, panic attacks, and nightmares of...

loudly farting whilst watching his kid in the school play, which normally wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the...

 

[veinbuster]

uninterrupted sleep. Well, except for the heartburn, panic attacks, and nightmares of...

loudly farting whilst watching his kid in the school play, which normally wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the...

white faced geishas covered in tiny red...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

white faced geishas covered in tiny red...

boils that get worse if exposed to...

 

[rugerpc]

boils that get worse if exposed to...

...faux sabi, which is a horrible substitute for wasabi. What's worse is...

 

[dmatthews]

...faux sabi, which is a horrible substitute for wasabi. What's worse is...

donkeyradish, also known as assradish. It tastes like...

 

[veinbuster]

donkeyradish, also known as assradish. It tastes like...

ass, as you would expect. Worse exactly 19 minutes after being ingested it...

 

[Tucson Thump]

causes you to be transported back to Uranus .... ruled by the evil Hemorrhoidious Maximus who was dressed in green swirl chiffon ...

 

[goat-n-gitter]

causes you to be transported back to Uranus .... ruled by the evil Hemorrhoidious Maximus who was dressed in green swirl chiffon ...

And wields a red hot trident poker with a sheet of extra coarse sandpaper stuck on each prong....

 

[veinbuster]

causes you to be transported back to Uranus .... ruled by the evil Hemorrhoidious Maximus who was dressed in green swirl chiffon ...

and held all of guests for ransom. The price was steep at...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

and held all of guests for ransom. The price was steep at...

50,000 C batteries, the only currency accepted in..

 

[veinbuster]

50,000 C batteries, the only currency accepted in..

Uranus, or Neptune for that matter. The weakened sun meant that...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Uranus, or Neptune for that matter. The weakened sun meant that...

the power was out, so I got a flashlight...

 

[Tucson Thump]

to get a beer out of the .... deja vu .... I suddenly remembered ......

 

[dmatthews]

the power was out, so I got a flashlight...

and went to the space bar... which is not the same as that big button on your keyboard. But hanging around in the space bar and drinking Venutian vodka made me realize...

 

[alantig]

and went to the space bar... which is not the same as that big button on your keyboard. But hanging around in the space bar and drinking Venutian vodka made me realize...

...that the Space Bar was appropriately named, because every time I got pushed I went blank, which frustrated...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

...that the Space Bar was appropriately named, because every time I got pushed I went blank, which frustrated...

me. So I went to the fridge to grab a beer...